Sania: Daddy, someone named xromanogersx dared you to turn mommy on while the Avengers are watching a movie -
Steve: *spits his water out*
Sania: *furrows her eyebrows and mutters* How do you turn somebody on?
*later*
Avengers: *having a movie night*
Steve and Natasha: *sitting on the floor while resting their back against one of the couches*
Steve: *slowly slips a hand inside Natasha's shirt*
Natasha: *gives Steve a warning glance and speaks in a hushed voice* What are you doing?
Steve: *gives her an innocent look* Nothing...
Natasha: *frowns before turning to look at the television again*
Steve: *puts another hand on her inner thigh*
Natasha: Steve, not here...
Steve: *kisses her neck and speaks in a low, husky voice* Why not?
Natasha: Steve, no.
Steve: *nips at a sensitive spot on her neck*
Natasha: Stop before the others see.
Steve: Make me...
Natasha: *stifles a whimper* Stop it...
Steve: *chuckles against her neck*
Natasha: *takes a shaky breath*
Steve: *rubs his hand along her thigh*
Sania and James: *look at Steve and Natasha before glancing at each other from the top of the couch*
Sania: Jamie, don't look. *covers James's eyes*
James: What are they doing?
Sania: Daddy's doing a dare about turning mommy on...
James: *furrows his eyebrows* How do you turn someone on?
Sania: I don't know.
James: *pouts* Can you turn them off though?
Sania: I don't know how to! Just keep covering your eyes-
James: But I wanna watch the movie in peace! *pulls Sania's hand away from his eyes before grabbing the remote and lightly smacking Steve's head*
Steve and Natasha: *turn to frown at him* James!
Avengers: *turn to look at them*
Steve: What did I say about hitting people?
James: *looks at Steve with a frown* Turn mommy off, please!
Steve and Natasha: *glance at each other*
Natasha: Huh?
James: *pouts* I heard that daddy turned you on so I tried to turn you off because it was getting distracting and gross with the kissing!
Sam and Tony: *try to stifle their laughter*
Natasha: *sighs* James...
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