FRIDAY: Captain Rogers, you have a dare from ProfessionalRanter. It says to scream 'Hail Hydra' in front of everyone. That is all.
Steve: *sighs* Oh, boy.
*later*
Everyone: *eating and doing other stuff they normally do with one another during lunchtime*
Steve: *slams hands on table*
Everyone else: *gets startled*
James: *starts complaining about the impact of the slam that spilled his cup of ice cream* MY ICE CREAM! NOOOOOO! MOMMY, MY ICE CREAM IS GONE!
Natasha: Steve!
Tony: Geez, Cap. What's gotten into y -
Steve: *stands up* HAIL HYDRA!
Wanda: *spits her water out*
Bucky: *starts shaking in a traumatized way*
Maria and Fury: *point guns at him*
Steve: *gulps and slowly puts his hands in the air*
Tony: *jaw drops in horror*
Bruce: *stares at Steve with wide eyes*
Sam: *searches for weapons in his clothes but doesn't find any and just lifts his empty plate for protection*
Steve: *runs hand through hair* Hehehe... I was just kidding?
Natasha: *smacks his head* You idiot.
Fury: *scowls* Motherfucking -
Thor: *confused* What is all the fuss about? I do not understand -
Tony: *snaps fingers and grins* I do.
Everyone else: *groans* This again.
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A/N: It's my baby Chris Evans's 38th birthday today!
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