Natasha: Hey, so MuffinLover3000 dares you to start eating something really, really loud and offer everyone that food in the middle of a very important meeting.
Steve: These dares keep getting me into more and more trouble.
Natasha: *shrugs* True.
*later*
Fury: The Avengers just got a distressed call from somewhere in Santa Monica, California. A few reports say that a goddamn alien spaceship just landed there -
Steve: *brings out a pack of chips and starts chewing them very loudly*
Fury: *goes quiet and glares at him*
Everyone else: *quietly stares at Steve*
Steve: *talks through a mouthful of chips* Continue, please.
Everyone: *still quietly staring at him*
Steve: Oh! Want some? *starts handing each one of them his bag of chips*
Bucky and Tony: Yes, plea -
Fury: AHEM! *gives them the death stare*
Bucky and Tony: *clear their throats* Our bad. Sorry.
Steve: *still stuffing his face with chips and munching them loudly*
Fury: *opens mouth to continue talking again*
Steve: *starts pouring the contents of the bag of chips into his mouth and purposely munching at them loudly*
Fury: *groans and stomps out while muttering something about motherfuckers*
Natasha: Good job, Steve.
Steve: Thank you, thank you!
Everyone: *go quiet again*
Sam: So, uhm... do you have more chips? I'm starving.
Everyone else: *nod in agreement*
Steve: *bring out two more bags of chips from under the table* Dig in!
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