FRIDAY: Captain Rogers, ProfessionalRanter dares you to act insane, try to kill Bucky, and keep screaming 'Hail fucking Hydra'.
Steve: *eye twitches*
*later*
Bucky: *dashes through the corridors while shrieking* GET AWAY AND STOP THIS NONSENSE, STEVE!
Steve: *laughing maniacally while holding a knife and chasing Bucky* HAIL FUCKING HYDRA! SAY IT WITH ME, BUCKY! HYDRA'S WHERE YOU BELONG, SO SAY IT WITH ME! HAIL FUCKING HYDRA!
Tony, Wanda, James, and Sam: *casually eating cheeseburgers and watching them pass by the kitchen doorway*
Sam: Oh boy, here we go again with crazy Steve.
Tony: *calls after Steve* Watch your language!
Natasha: *arrives after a mission*
Bucky and Steve: *pass by her, shrieking at each other*
Natasha: Whoa, what the fuck?
Bucky: *gets distracted and stumbles*
Steve: *takes the chance to jump at Bucky with knife at the ready*
Bucky: *ready to knock him out mid-air* Punk, I don't want to hurt you! You know tha -
Steve: *cackles* HAIL FUCKING HYDR -
Natasha: *shoots Steve with her Widow bites*
Steve: *gets electrocuted and falls to the floor, shaking in pain momentarily*
Bucky: *sighs with relief* Thank y -
Natasha: What are you doing? Get a rope and tie him up before he starts chasing you again! *still pointing her Widow bites at Steve*
Bucky: Or... we could just knock him out?
Natasha: *shrugs and pulls out some taser disks*
Steve: Wait! Nat! No -
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