Sania and James: *rush up to Natasha*
Sania: Is it true?!
James: *jumps around happily*
Natasha: Is what true, sweetheart?
James: Daddy says that we're probably gonna have a baby sibling soon!
Steve: *walks into the kitchen*
Natasha: *gives him a confused look* What do you mean they're getting a sibling soon?
Steve: *shrugs* You could possibly be pregnant.
Natasha: *frowns and looks at her stomach* Why? Do I look fat?
Steve: No. I may have forgotten to pull out... and use a condom... *gives her a sheepish look*
Natasha: You... what?
Sania and James: *exchange looks of confusion*
Sania: Pull what out?
James: What's a condom?
Natasha: *eyes widen before pulling the kids aside* You guys will know when you're older. Just forget about what daddy and I were talking about and don't ask those questions, alright?
Sania and James: Okay... *walk out*
Natasha: We need to talk. *turns to look at Steve*
Steve: *laughs* I'm kidding. It was just a dare by somedayparis.
Natasha: But you still shouldn't have said that in front of the kids! *smacks his arm*
Steve: Ow! I'm sorry!
*later*
Sania and James: *walk up to Tony*
Sania: *taps Tony's shoulder* Uncle Tony?
Tony: *sips on some soda* Yes, kids?
Sania: What do you pull out when making babies?
James: Yeah, and what's a condom -
Tony: *spits his soda out*
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