Ask or Dare Steve Rogers

Dare - #79

Tony: I'm absolutely in on the dare, by the way.

Steve: What dare?

Tony: The dare by Jayhawkins1.

Steve: *furrows his eyebrows in confusion*

Tony: The one where you're supposed to make Natalie feel crazy by pretending as if you guys didn't have any kids together?

Steve: That's cruel. Nat really loves those little rascals of ours.

*later*

Natasha: *walks out of their bedroom after a nap* Hey, love. Have you picked Sania up from school already?

Steve: *looks up from his phone* Who's Sania?

Natasha: *rolls her eyes* Cut the crap, Steve. Where's my daughter? And James? Where is he?

Steve: You cut the crap. Who's James and Sania?

Natasha: *furrows eyebrows*

Steve: *chuckles and smirks* Are you cheating on me or something? Who's James?

Natasha: W-what?

Steve: *gives her a look of confusion* Seriously though. Who's James and Sania?

Natasha: Our kids, Steve.

Steve: Nat, we don't have kids. You're sterile, remember? You can't... you can't have babies. *frowns and sighs*

Natasha: *shakes her head and starts crying* No, no, no! We have kids! I'm not crazy. Stop joking around.

Steve: *shakes his head* I'm sorry but it's true, Nat. We don't have kids. It might've been just a dream.

Natasha: *hugs Steve and sobs* They were real, Steve. I could've sworn they were real.

James: *starts crying from inside the closet*

Natasha: *furrows eyebrows and glares at Steve*

Sania: *opens the closet door while carrying a crying James* Sorry, he was being fussy.

James: *sniffles* I want my chocolate milk!

Sania: We weren't even supposed to go out of the closet, James! Now daddy's gonna be mad at us.

Natasha: Did you just put our kids in the closet?!

Steve: *tries to look innocent* What kids -

Natasha: *smacks Steve on the head*

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