Tony: Hey, so Gabbyromanogers dares you to kiss Sharon Carter in front of your wife.
Steve: *chokes on his burger* What? Are you crazy? She's gonna kill me for that! She's never been very fond of Sharon...
Tony: *not paying attention and looking at the message from Steve's phone* Oh, look! She even sent that smiling devil emoji.
*later*
Steve and Sharon: *walk into the lounge*
James and Sania: *playing with their Legos* Hi auntie Sharon!
Natasha: *looks up from her book and stares at Sharon*
Sharon: Hey, Nat!
Natasha: Hi... *goes back to reading her book*
Sharon: Hey, so Steve... why did you bring me here?
Steve: *looks at her sheepishly and mutters to Sharon* Sorry about this.
Natasha: *looks up at them again*
Sharon: Steve, what's -
Steve: *gives Sharon a kiss on the lips*
Natasha: *scowls and throws her book at them*
Steve and Sharon: *groan in pain when the book smacks the side of their faces*
Natasha: *walks over to her kids, picks them up, and walks out of the lounge*
James: But, mommy! My Legos!
Sania: Our Legos!
Natasha: We'll get your Legos later when your father and aunt are out of the lounge, even better if out of the facility actually. Out of sight, out of mind...
Steve: *rubs his throbbing cheek*
Sharon: *frowns at him*
Steve: Sorry about that -
Sharon: *slaps him on the cheek and stomps off*
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