Ask or Dare Steve Rogers

Dare - #78

Steve: Hey, Nat? Have you seen this new dare?

Natasha: Which one?

Steve: The -

Natasha: Oh! Do you mean the -

Steve and Natasha: Faking of our dual suicide dare by ProfessionalRanter?

James and Sania: *glancing at each other with a confused look on their faces*

James: What are you guys talking about?

Sania: What does -

Steve and Natasha: Nothing! Just don't mind us, sweetie.

James and Sania: *raise an eyebrow at them*

Natasha: *sighs* Steve, I hate to admit it, but I think we need them for this dare to work.

*later*

Wanda: *knocks on Steve and Natasha's bedroom door* Hey, Nat? Can I borrow your -

Natasha, James, and Sania: *inside the bedroom*

Natasha: *pulls the trigger of a starter pistol, nods at James and Nadia, and climbs out of the window*

Sania and James: *glance at each other before screaming*

James: *starts fake-crying*

Wanda: Jamie? Nia?! What's going on?! *kicks the door open and shrieks*

James and Sania: *huddled over realistic mannequins of their 'dead' parents while sobbing*

Wanda: OH MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED?

Tony: *comes rushing in* What happened - OH MY GOD! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE?

Sam: *rushes in also* I heard a gunshot - SHIT! WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!

Tony: *shakily walks up to them and sees a gun on the Steve mannequin's hand* Did they just -

Wanda, Tony, and Sam: *hear a thump from outside the window and rush over there*

Steve and Natasha: *on the garden below*

Natasha: *glares while scolding him in a hushed voice* I told you to watch your step!

Steve: *clutching his head* I'm sorry! I slipped!

Natasha: Keep your voice down! They might hear... *looks up to see Wanda, Tony, and Sam glaring at them*

Steve and Natasha: *stare at them awkwardly*

Natasha: It was Steve's idea!

Steve: What the - hey!

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