Natasha: *groggily walks into the kitchen*
Steve: *smiles at her* Magandang umaga, mahal. Gusto mo ba ng kape? (Good morning, love. Do you want coffee?)
Natasha: Huh?
Steve: Sabi ko, gusto mo ba ng kape? (I said, do you want coffee?)
Natasha: Steve, what are you saying?
Steve: Paumanhin na lang po dito. Gusto kasi ni hazeljoy09 na magsalita ako ng Tagalog buong araw. (Sorry about this. It's because hazeljoy09 wants me to speak Tagalog all day long.)
Natasha: The only words I could understand were Hazel, Joy, and Tagalog. You know Tagalog?
Steve: *shakes his head* Konti lang. (Just a little.)
Natasha: *gets a mug, pours coffee into it, and mumbles* I know a lot of languages yet you just had to speak in one that I can barely understand...
Steve: *chuckles*
*later*
Avengers: *eating lunch*
Steve: Tony, limang beses na akong nagtatanong ngunit maaari mo bang ipasa sa akin ang asin? (Tony, this is the fifth time I've asked but can you please pass me the salt?)
Tony: What?
Steve: Yung asin. (The salt.)
Tony: Red, what did he say now?
Natasha: *scowls at him* This is literally the fifth time you asked me about what he keeps on saying, Tony!
Tony: I know.
Natasha: He told you to fuck off because I'm not your shitty translator.
Tony: *scoffs* How rude of you, Steve.
Steve: *grunts*
Natasha: *rolls her eyes*
Steve: *slightly elbows Tony*
Tony: What now?
Steve: *points to the salt*
Tony: You want me to pass the salt?
Steve: *nods*
Tony: *hands Steve the salt shaker* Well, why didn't you just say so?
Steve: *sighs* Putangina... (Motherfucker...)
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