Sania and James: *arguing in their room*
Natasha and Steve: *rush into the room* That is enough!
Natasha: *takes hold of James*
Steve: *takes hold of Sania*
Sania: How many times have I told you not to touch my toys, James? You might spread your germs everywhere!
Steve: Break it up, you two.
James: Says the one with cooties! Ew, Nia! *picks her toys up and yells 'cooties' everytime he throws one*
Natasha: Jamie! *tries to grab him*
Sania: MY TOYS! *bursts into tears*
Steve: *tries to make her stop crying* Hey, hey, hey... Don't cry, my princess!
James: Princesses are icky!
Sania: *cries harder*
James: *blows raspberries at Sania and sing-songs* Crybaby! Crybaby! Crybaby with cooties!
Natasha: *lifts him up* James Nathan Rogers, I have had enough of you! I am putting you straight to bed!
James: *looks at her with his big puppy eyes* But mommy...
Natasha: *glares at him*
James: *frowns* But it's only seven -
Natasha: No. *glares harder at him*
James: *bottom lip trembles and silently starts crying*
Natasha: *frowns at him*
James: *starts bawling his eyes out*
Natasha: *looks at Steve with a panicked look on her face*
Steve: *stares at her awkwardly while still trying to calm Sania down*
Natasha and Steve: *silently stare at each other while trying to calm their kids down*
Steve: *clears throat and looks away* Is this... is this a bad time to tell you that I want another kid?
Natasha: *looks at him incredulously* Yes it's a bad time, Steven! A fucking bad time!
Steve: Geez, yikes... I'm sorry...
Sania and James: *still crying*
Natasha: *looks back and forth between her two children while her eye twitches*
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FRIDAY: AngelaLauv dared Captain Rogers to tell Miss Natalie that he wants another baby, for those of you wondering.
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