Futanari System

Confinement

Ambassador Ralph's door flew open as I stomped into his office. He was meeting with a Beholder that seemed to be heated as I stormed in. Ralph stood up and was ready to unleash when I cut him off quickly. "Sorry, Mr.?" I said towards the Beholder whose body turned towards me on a mass of repressed tentacles.

"I am called Jared in the common tongue Ambassador Chelsea. I was here for an unproductive meeting with Ambassador Ralph when you came in." He stated politely.

I continued forward, bringing out a hand to shake one of his tentacles. "I am truly sorry for that, Jared. I am heated over another issue and came here to talk to the unproductive person you are talking with. Maybe I would be able to help you in the future. Please come find me, and I will be very interested to hear what you have to say. I am sorry, though, that it cannot be addressed right away." I told him diplomatically as I shook his held out tentacle. I shook it firmly, and Jared left with a polite exit. I closed the door behind him, turning to the now red-faced ex-ambassador.

"Ralph..." I said, getting ready to blow up when I was beaten to the punch.

"Who the fuck do you think you are!" He screamed in my face standing up from behind his desk. "I was talking about some trades for business back home! I am going to be between jobs, so I need an influx of gold that you are taking away from my family!" He screamed.

"Ya? What about all the businesses you have here? With all the money that seems to be disappearing gold? No, that isn't gold for you; that is for your businesses back home! I don't care about that, though. I am wondering how I can find the Fucking guaranteed votes YOU fucked up for me, Ralph!" I told him back heatedly. I noticed after I told him about the missing gold, his face turned pale. This was an overreaction in my books.

He was white as a snow bunny-kin now, and I looked at him. "Whose gold is that, Ralph?" I asked him, my mind changing to the main issue now. He didn't answer silence reigned in the room quickly. I decided to change tactics quickly. "You are a fucking terrible Diplomat Ralph. Do you want to know what the overwhelming sentiment is that I am here now? Overwhelming happiness. They are fucking ecstatic that you are going. You are a terrible actor. I mention the Gold, and you go fucking pale, making it seem more important. I thought your embezzling funds were fucking small before now, Ralph. Really who gives a fuck about a few thousand gold coins entering our purses. You think it's a huge deal for me to know about it. I think I will take a closer look, and I am confining you to the Embassy. I will get my mother, her highness, to back me up on this." I said, comforting myself on this with Ralph's expression changing many times.

I turned and decided to take a deeper look into the paperwork when words exited his mouth. "Don't!" He yelled loudly. "Please Sit ambassador Chelsea." He said with gritted teeth. I decided to hear what he had to say sitting down on the couch. He crossed out from behind the desk to sit on the opposite couch.

"The gold isn't being embezzled." He started slowly. It was like his head was spinning, thinking as quickly as possible. He then started to weave a story about a scheme of a gang here in the demon lands. They were stretched out into the ocean. This was a tale that I found fascinating and didn't keep the story in memory since, as he was saying it, I stood up.

"Where are you going?" He asks, flustered.

"You clearly are lying through your teeth. I do not believe a single word you just said for the last fifteen minutes. The gold means something to you. You have pissed off the Succubi, and that pisses off the Incubi. This means you have done something against our nation. I will be confining you to the Embassy until an investigation is completed. The ship that was originally going to be leaving with you will leave without you. I am going to see to this Ambassador Ralph. You lost your chance to reason with me. I will be in contact with the council to see what to do with you."