Over The Moon

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Moona pov: "Hey Iofi, can you identify where we are?" I questioned

"No..." Iofi sighed

"We aren't near a moon, so I have no idea where we are," I groaned.

"Maybe I could locate where we are if I could get a space sample," Iofi said.

"How the hell do we do that?" I asked

"Can't you breath in space?" Iofi asked

"Yeah, but I'm not leaving Shachou by herself!" I said

"It's okay, Peko!" Shachou said loudly

I sighed and thought about whether I really wanted to go out into space and how I was going to get a sample.

"In all seriousness, though, we could just live in space," I suggested.

"Risu isn't here, so screw that." Iofi said

I had completely forgotten they were a thing for a second, so now we actually needed to get back to earth or wherever the council room goes, but how?

I decided to go ask Suisei-senpai what she thinks; she was barely paying attention to me at first but then suddenly grew attentive.

"How do you think we get back?" I asked

"We may have to do drastic measures and have Sana pull us back, but that isn't full proof as she could accidentally crush us." Suisei-senpai explained

Miko-senpai began to braid her hair, and Suisei glared at her, "I swear, I'll cut your damn hand off Mikochi." Suisei-senpai growled

"Someone is in a bad mood." Azki-senpai laughed

"Yeah, she's annoying as hell!" Suisei-senpai yelled

"Just kiss already." I commented under my breath after seeing a knife woosh past my face right after.

"What was that, honey?" She asked

"N-nothing," I gulped.

"Don't worry, she's always like this." Sora-senpai giggled

"Oh, I'm well aware," I told them.

"It's highly probable that Suisei just hides how she feels about Mikochi so that she is more presentable to other women since she is a model singer now," Roboco said.

"I swear... I am not closeted to Mikochi. We are business partners, that's all!" Suisei-senpai said

"You are denying Sui-chan..." A-chan said

"No, I'm not Asu-" Suisei-senpai paused for a second, "can I say your real name, A-chan?" She asked

"I'd rather you not..." She mumbled

"But it's cute!" Nodoka commented

"Of course you'd think that." A-chan mumbled

"Let's just continue our conversation." Sui-chan said

"Yes, so you are saying that Sana can't do it?" I asked

"Not that she can't do it, I mean she can't really control her limiter much right now, so she could grow so big once we get back to the milky way she'd literally crash into everything and destroy it," she explained.

"Yeah, we can't have that Risu is there," Iofi said.

"Yes, and Reine also Anya... I mentioned

"What about Ollie Peko?" Shachou asked

"What about Ollie?" I asked sarcastically.

She literally was no concern; she isn't mortal, so we could collect her later. But everyone else isn't suited for space, and we don't know who is on earth and who isn't, to be honest.

"Wait, by the way, isn't Temma here? Can't we just throw him into the cold abyss of space?" Iofi asked

"What does that have to do with anything right now?" I asked

"Well, I don't know; I'm just saying we could," Iofi stated.

"Oh yeah, that evil bastard; I'd say we should toss him, although that is up to Mumei," Sui-chan said.

"That is correct; it is up to me-well, it's up to Reine," Mumei stated.

"We have no way to contact her, Senpai..." Zeta said

"Damn it, Selen, do you have a way to contact someone far away?" Mumei asked

"Well, my sister, but she is probably asleep right now." Selen commented

"We need a way to get Sana on the right trajectory of the earth," Mumei said.

"Wait, what if I use my tentacles to guide the place?" Ina asked

"Oh yeah! "You do have the ability to breathe in space too-not that you should step outside though," Mumei said.

"Technically, if Noe-chan were outside, she could push the council hall to earth!" Flare-senpai said

"And that'd help how?" Marine-senpai questioned

"Not at all, because Noel would be stranded." Flare-senpai said

"Wait, I have an idea; let's use the fucking stupid mutt!" Zeta said

"How?" I asked.

"Well, he's stupid, clearly, and if we pummel him enough, surely he can get enough power to push us!" Zeta said

"Good idea, but you'll have to talk to him," Mumei said.

"Fuck that I'm only talking to my beloved!" Zeta said

"Wait, so am I-nevermind it looks like Kaela has competition." Mumei laughed

"Of course I love you, Senpai, but not like that." Zeta giggled

"So are we doing the Axel idea or not?" Mumei asked

"I'd have to talk to a male." Zeta said

"You are married," Mumei said.

"I guess, but Ela would be jealous!" Zeta said

"No, I wouldn't." Kaela immediately commented.

"Come on, please be jealous!" Zeta said

"Look, we don't need to do the idea since you clearly don't like it." Selen laughed

"Meimei I think the Ina idea works," Sana stated.

"Agreed," Ame and Gura stated.

"Let's try it then," she said.

They got into position, and Sana began to move the council hall again, and suddenly we were back on the moon again. "At least we are closer again," Mumei commented.

"Can you get a space sample here?" Iofi asked

"Yeah, I guess this can be a pitstop," I said.

"Take five, Sana, you did well," Mumei said softly.

"Thank you, Meimei," Sana panted.

"I love you," Mumei said to her.

Ina suddenly pulled out a crowbar and whacked her across the head. "Damn it," she said.

"I'm sorry, Mumei, I mistook you for a girlfriend stealer!" Ina said

"You know what you were doing!" Mumei said.

"Noooo," Ina said.

I began to laugh; this was so funny, but I needed to get the sample, so I quickly stepped out, grabbing a moon rock and another one as a souvenir for Shachou.

We'd be back on earth soon, I'm sure.

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