Choco pov: All I remember is kissing Mel-sama, but then all of a sudden we appeared in a random house and smashed through a table. As the dust cleared, I looked around and noticed the decor looked familiar.
"What the hell, Choco!!!" Ui yelled as she ran into the room.
"Oh hey..." I mumbled.
"Choco-sensei, where are we?" Mel-sama asked if it was as if she had just regained consciousness.
"At one of my friends," I said.
"Look Choco I told you that you are always welcome, but not if you smash my table," Ui said playfully.
"Why did you put emphasis on the word smash?" I asked
Her face grew red all of a sudden. "No reason!!!" She screamed
"Ok..." I mumbled. I stood up in the debris and stuck my hand out, helping Mel-sama up.
"We should probably try to go back since you had friends with you!" Mel-sama said
"It's fine," I told her.
"How come?" Mel-sama asked
"Shion can teleport her as long as someone knows the address," I said.
"Who knows my address?" Ui asked
"Subaru," I tersely said.
"Ah, wait, did you make any moves on her?" Ui asked
"No, but I kissed her," I told her.
Ui walked up to me and punched me in the stomach as hard as she could. Her motherly rage made her strong enough to make me cough blood.
"Damn, all I did was kiss her." I wheezed
"You shameless pervert!" Ui yelled
"You know, calling me that really hits me in the feels," I told her.
"I don't see anything wrong with it," Mel-sama said.
"Look, we may have done things and hooked up a few times, but I'm not going to condone everything you do!" Ui said
"I think you have a crush on me and are jealous," I teased.
Ui's face grew redder, and she kicked me. This kick sent me flying into a cabinet, but luckily I stopped myself enough not to smash it.
"It hit a nerve," I laughed.
"You really are trying to get under my skin!" Ui hissed
"Well, I'd prefer in your pants, but yeah," I stated.
Ui sighed and shook her head. "I can't argue with you, can I?" She asked
"I think the more you argue with me, the more you get charmed," I said.
"You are beautiful and charming," Mel-Sama said.
"You don't have to tell me that, Mel-sama!" I yelled
"But I want to because it's been so long since I've been graced by your beauty, and you pulled at my heartstrings!" Mel-sama said
"I appreciate that you feel like that because I love you a lot, Mel-sama!" I said
"I love you a lot, Choco-sensei. You are the cutest woman in the world. I literally killed to see you!" Mel-sama stated
"I also killed to see you, Mel-sama; that's how much I love you!" I said
"Enough! This is a really forced conversation; it's kind of cringy!" Ui shouted
"No, it's not!" The two of us shouted
"You two are the same!" Ui sighed
We sat there in silence for a minute until Subaru, Ayame-dono, Shion-sama, and Aqu-tan teleported in and fell face first into a chair, smashing it into pieces and falling into a pile.
"Eh?" Ui said in shock as she noticed blood seeping from the pile.
All four of the girls stood up and looked at each other. We all immediately noticed one of Ayame-dono's blades sticking out of Aqua-sama's stomach.
"Eeeeeeeeeek!" Aqua-sama screeched in horror.
"You forgot to sheath your blade!" Subaru yelled
"Yeah, well, I'm sorry!" Ayame-dono stated
"Don't worry, I'll heal you!" Shion-sama told Aqua-sama
"No, don't heal me while it's inside!" Aqua screamed
"That's what she said!" Shion laughed
"That's not how it works, and also, this is serious; we have to pull the sword out!" Ayame-dono said
"No, don't pull it out!" Aqua-sama yelled
"Okay, now you are doing this on purpose." Mel-sama stated
"Wait, how are you conscious?" Ui-mama asked
"Adrenaline!" Aqua yelled
"Okay, Aqua-sama, we have to pull the sword out, and then we'll heal you," I said.
"Okay..." she said in fear.
Subaru walked over and placed both her hands on the sword, pulling it out quickly. "See, that wasn't bad-" She was immediately sprayed with a geyser of blood, and we all just stood there dumbfounded.
Subaru got away and glared at Shion angrily, saying, "Heal her!" She screamed
"Oh yeah, right," Shion said as she healed Aqua.
"You...get a mop," Ui groaned as she saw her blood-covered kitchen.
"No, it was an honest mistake. Why should we clean your house?" Shion asked
Ui cracked her knuckles and went for a punch. Shion just laughed and put up a barrier, but when Ui-mama instantly shattered it, her face went pale before getting hit directly and knocking her to the ground.
"Get a mop." She ordered
"Got it!" Shion yelled
"I'm taking a long bath!" Subaru yelled
"Yeah, that's probably best," Ui said.
"Mom, before I do that, are you and Choco-sensei a thing?" Subaru asked
"No, just because we slept together more than once doesn't mean we are lovers; it just means we were just into each other at the moment," Ui said.
"Well said!" I told her
"We weren't seeing anyone, so why should it matter?" Ui asked
"Exactly!" I shouted
"You are so hot!" Mel-sama told me
"You are hotter!" I said back
"Not this again..." Ui sighed
"Stop being jealous for two seconds!" I said to her:
"I'm not!" She yelled back.
"You seem to like it," I said to her.
"If you keep this up, I'll make you mop too!" Ui said
"Well, I don't want to do that, Mel-sama, and I will be on the couch," I said to her.
The two of us floated over to the couch and settled in, cuddling there. I turned on the TV, wondering what was on.
Probably not anything interesting.
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