Laplus pov: Me and my team were sitting around, still planning our world dominance. I am still upset they won't let me rebrand Holox, but I'm moving on for progression.
"So have you finally come up with an idea?" Lui-nee asked me since she saw me fidgeting.
"Yes, I'll marry Tokino Sora!" I said
"Uhm... there is one problem with that," Chloe said.
"Not now!" I told her
"No, you should really listen," Lui said.
I shook my head and said, "I don't." I said this to them, and they glared at me with dismay.
"You really do need to hear why that won't work." Iroha said
I began to plug my ears and make a lot of noise so I wouldn't have to hear them, but they still gave me dissatisfied glances.
"That plan is going to fail, and I can't do my plan if we don't take over the world," Koyori hissed.
I was too busy thinking about the wedding we were going to have, one with horse-drawn carriages in a fairytale setting, with land fairies flying around and dancing, and the beautiful dress Sora-senpai is going to wear will blow me away.
"Listen to us!" Chloe yelled
I continued to ignore her since I didn't see any way that this plan wouldn't work. Sora-senpai has a lot of power and is clearly an icon, so why wouldn't it work?
All I have to do is woo Sora-senpai, and it's over.
"You yourself have said Holox is a no-romance organization..." Iroha said
"You all are dating." I pointed out
"Well, technically, Koyori and Iroha never verbally said they were," Lui told me.
"IdonotloveIrohayoubastard!" Koyori roared
"Woah, talk slower," Chloe said.
"I do not love Iroha, you bastard!" Koyori screamed directly into Chloe's ear.
"Damn it!" Chloe yelled as she clutched her ear in agony.
"Can you all silence yourselves? I'm trying to think of my glorious wedding!" I yelled
"You aren't going to have a wedding!" Lui yelled
"If we are, then Sora-senpai and I will have an exotic honeymoon and have eighty-six children!" I said
"Urk..." The four girls went as soon as they heard those words.
"One that isn't possible in a lifetime; also, a human body can hardly handle five kids." Koyori stated
"Well, I'm not human!" I declared
"You know how much constant hell you'd be going through?" Koyori asked
"It doesn't matter; I want an army, and I will get it even if I have to make them!" I yelled
"Laplus, your plan will never work. You have to marry Sora-senpai, and that-" I cut off Lui-nee before she could finish speaking.
"She won't say no to me after all, I'm charming, and I'm also the strongest!" I boasted
Lui-nee stood up and walked over to Chloe, who was resting her head on the orca's thigh.
"Wake me up when she realizes why this plan won't work." Lui-nee yawned She fell asleep soon after, and I looked at the other three.
"Look what you did! You made my best woman fall asleep!" I yelled
All of them seemed to take offense to that.
"You know what go on..." Iroha sighed
"Okay, I will!" I said it loudly.
I continued to tell them about my plan to get all of Sora-senpai's money after marriage and how I planned to use her position to take over the world; all three of them looked bored.
"You know how much all of this would cost?" Chloe asked
"Nope!" I told her
"That's the problem; you can't see why the plan won't work!" Koyori yelled
"We can always use our robots and stuff," Iroha suggested.
"Well, I have it so if they're active for too long, they'll even turn on the creators," Koyori said.
"Can you invent something that either works or doesn't backfire on you?" Chloe asked
"Yes!" Koyori yelled
"Then why in hell haven't I seen it!?" Chloe pushed
"Because you don't need to see it!" Koyori defended
Chloe and Koyori seemed like they were going to rip each other to shreds until Iroha broke them up.
"We can just tweak the robots," Iroha said.
"No, that will take way too long. By the time you three do that, I will have already married Sora-senpai. Of course Lui would be my best woman, and she would be the only one invited to my wedding!"
They all rolled their eyes.
"A wedding takes forever to plan!" Koyori stated
"They cost money as well, and the last time I checked, someone spent all of our money." Iroha said those words were directed at me.
"Well, Lui-nee needs to fix that!" I said hastily
"She's been trying to, but you keep spending it on nonsense." Chloe sighed
"Look, I need snacks and stuff!" I yelled
"Laplus, just admit your plan sucks and listen to us telling you the plan won't work!" Koyori said
"It will work; you are just being negative!" I yelled
"Do you know Azki-senpai exists?" Chloe asked
"Yes, but what does Azki-senpai have to do with this?" I asked
"Think about it, those two are always together!" Iroha said
"Yeah, and they're good friends," I said.
"Ughhh. I can't sleep with your arguing. Think about it!" Lui-nee yelled
"Look, it's like a Suisei-senpai and Miko-senpai situation; they're business partners," I said.
"What?" The four said in unison, clearly confused.
"Are you joking me? Have you seen the relationship between A-chan and Nodoka-chan? Insert Sora-senpai and Azki-senpai," Lui said.
I gave it some thought and shook my head, "I have a chance!" I cheered
They all faceplamed in unison
"Wrong. Have you looked at their ring fingers?" Lui asked
"Yes, I have; they have matching rings on their ring fingers," I said.
"And what does that mean?" They all asked
"Wait... are they married?" I asked
"Fiancé, but close," Chloe said.
Lui clapped as she saw me finally realize, "Now we can move on," and she cheered.
Well, that was one plan down.
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