Agent's Tasks

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Zeta pov: I walked over to Ela and hugged her all of a sudden, to confuse her.

"What's wrong, Zeta?" Kaela asked me

"Nothing really, I just wanted a hug," I told her.

"Why now?" Kaela asked

"Because I love you!" I whined

"You are a cute kitten," Ela told me.

"Eh?" I scoffed, "I'm not a cat!" I yelled

"I know, I know," Ela giggled.

The two of us were approached by Kobo, who handed us flowers.

"Kiss!" She demanded

Ela and I looked at each other, questioning why Kobo was asking us to kiss-not that we don't want to, but asking us to do so in front of her is just odd.

"Zeta, we're going to look for Fubuki-senpai again," Reine told us.

"Oh yeah, that is still going on," I sighed.

"Remember when Roboco went insane and then killed me..." Reine laughed

"Yeah, I know, but it felt like it was a long time ago," I said.

"KISS!" Kobo shouted

"In a minute!" I yelled

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Kobo began to cry.

"Zeta, you little shit!" Kiara yelled; her voice sounded like a demon.

"Wait Kiara, I didn't mean to wait; stop; I'm friends with Kobo; I didn't mean to!" I yelled as I began to run away.

"Kiara, stop," Mumei told her.

"But she made my daughter cry!" Kiara yelled

"Is that really hard to do?" Mumei asked

"No, but still!" Kiara said

"Zeta, Kaela, just kiss for her," Mumei said.

"Yes, Senpai," we both said.

"How do you have so much authority over them?" Reine asked

"I just do," Mumei giggled.

Kaela leaned down so I could peck her lips. "I want to speak!" Kobo yelled

"Calli, did you teach her this!?" Kiara yelled

"Why are you looking at me!?" Calli asked

"It was Auntie Irys!" Kobo said

"I'm going to kill you!" Kiara yelled "Get away from Clara!" Kiara said with fury.

"Eeeek I'm sorry!" Irys yelled

"Get back here!" Kiara yelled

"I apologize!" Irys yelled

"So have you two made babies yet?" Kobo asked the two of us

"N-no!" I yelled

Ela did her silent laugh. "Maybe we will soon," she said.

"What the hell?" I yelled

"What's wrong with you? You don't want mommy's milkers anymore?" Ela said

"I'm so cringe..." I sighed

I was gagging at what she has quoted. Why am I so cringe? I don't get it. I do really want milk though, and specifically hers would be good.

"You aren't cringing, you just need some help," Ela said.

I rolled my eyes at her, but all of a sudden Kobo began to clap at us.

"I want to watch you make out!" Kobo yelled

I have no idea how to deal with this raindrop. This makes no sense. Ela and I were able to do this before, but why not now? Why can't we manage to babysit her for two seconds?

"I want to see you cry each other's names!" Kobo yelled

We looked at her in astonishment, not knowing where she learned all of this stuff.

Irys-senpai is too lewd; she really doesn't know when to stop talking, and sometimes she taints Kobo's childlike mind with impurity.

"Can we leave now!?" Matsuri-senpai and Ollie-senpai asked

"Yes..."  Reine-senpai sighed 

I watched as they all left to find Fubuki-senpai, but something entered my mind: why not take someone who can track people?

I wondered that, but maybe they don't know anyone like that.

I guess all of us use trackers to find one another after all, although our sensory capabilities are good.

I guess you can't sense someone you don't know, in this case Fubuki-senpai, for most of them.

"Did they leave yet?" Mio-senpai asked

"No," I replied.

"Good. I need to take them to Fubuki," Mio-senpai said.

"You do that," I said calmly.

This seems oddly easy. Mio-senpai knows where Fubuki-senpai is and wants to lead them there; it could be a trap, but I'm going to trust her just for now until I see them come back, I guess.

"Zeta, I need help," Mumei said.

"With what, Mumei-senpai?" I asked

"I need you to keep Kaela company for like ten minutes," she said.

"What?"  I said in confusion 

"You just need to talk to her and hug and kiss her for like ten minutes. I want to surprise her," Mumei-senpai said.

"Sure, I mean, I'm her girlfriend, so isn't that my job?" I asked 

"Fair point," Mumei-senpai laughed.

She flew away, leaving me to my own devices. I sat next to Kaela and began to blush.

"Why are you acting so timid?" Ela asked me.

"Uhm...no reason!"  I replied 

"You are acting like we've never talked before." Ela pointed out

"Maybe ants have snatched her memories," Kobo said.

I have no idea what the fuck she is talking about or how that has anything to do with anything, but I need to now figure out how to deal with Ela and Kobo. How do I talk to my friends?

This feels like such a random thing to be stuck on—why don't I know how to talk to my girlfriend and longtime friend?

"Wonderful weather we're having," I said.

"Are you okay?" Ela asked me.

"Yes..."  I briefly said 

She can't prove that I am not okay, so I should be fine.

"You are a bad liar." She told me

I began to panic, but she did her silent laugh again: "Is Mumei-senpai messing with you?" She asked

I shook my head. "I don't think so," I told her.

But now I was paranoid, worried that at some point Mumei-senpai would grab me and pull me to the depths of the underworld.

"Mumei-senpai seems like a fun girl." Kobo said

Ela and I weren't about to destroy that mentality in front of her; we are kind of at a loss for words about what to do.

"Let's go see what Kronii-senpai is doing," Ela said.

"Yeah, let's," I replied.

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