Love Far Beyond the Ashes

Soothing The Kirin

Mumei pov: I went over to Fauna, who seemed to be brooding about something.

"You okay?" I asked

"Yeah..." Fauna replied.

Her voice sounded dry and unconvincing. I glared at her and tapped her on the shoulder.

"Tell me what's wrong." I said

"Kronii thinks I'm going to kill her, and she told me to stay away from her, so I am doing that!" Fauna loudly said:

I clutched my head and groaned. This is a headache waiting to happen. Why can't Kronii just be easy to talk to?

She just has to overcomplicate things. First, I need to tend to Fauna since I don't want her to be mad.

"Hug me!" I said to her:

Fauna wrapped her arms around me and squeezed me really tightly. "Urk..." I wheezed "too tight." I mumbled

Because of Kronii's crass assumption that Fauna was mad, she is going to make me explode with affection.

"Mumei, I love you!" She cried

Fauna gently kissed my neck, and then she bit it. "F-Fauna!?" I said in shock

Kronii looked over, her eyes practically on fire. She stormed over to us and said, "Fauna Mumei, I love you!" She said

Fauna glared at her and stepped back, saying, "Get away from me." She said

"Fauna, please make up with Kronii!" I said

Fauna frowned and began to walk away.

"Kronii stay..." I kissed her and then ran to Fauna.

"She is so irritating!" Fauna yelled

"Look, Kronii is just a moron!" I said

"I'm aware she's the most frustrating moron I've ever met, and yet I love her so much, but she makes me so angry!" Fauna yelled

"You are both beautiful women, so please make up and don't fight. I want you two to love each other so you can give me more love!" I said

Fauna slammed her lips against mine, shocking me again. I knew I just said I wanted more love, but this was crazy.

"Fauna, I love you, but can you please make up with Kronii? I won't kiss you again until you do," I said.

Fauna sighed and nodded, "fine." She said

She tried to walk to Kronii, but she stopped herself; she didn't want to talk to her. I pushed her forward, and she looked back at me.

"Mumei, please let me kiss you one last time. I'll talk to Kronii if you do!" Fauna said

"Fauna, if I gave you everything you wanted, I wouldn't be a good wife. I can't spoil you because I want to make sure you can do things on your own, and you'll be happier if you can kiss Kronii as well," I said.

Fauna took a deep breath, puffing up her cheeks and trying to make me break with pouts.

She was literally so cute, but I wasn't going to break. I will not let her get what she wants. We both need to learn that Fauna finally gave in and walked towards Kronii before gently tugging on her sleeve. Kronii glared at her.

"Kronii, I'm not going to kill you. I love you too much. I don't want to harm you at all," Fauna said.

"I apologize for thinking you were trying to kill me!" Kronii said

The two of them suddenly kissed. I smirked at them before turning away. I didn't want to disturb them, but I didn't notice them sneak behind me, and they latched onto me.

"Wait!" I yelled.

They began to squeeze and nuzzle me as I tried to get away. "Damn it!" I yelled

Those two are drowning me in affection; it makes no sense. I tried to escape, and I didn't want to get between them, but they are putting me into this

"Guys, I have stuff to do!" I cried out.

Selen walked over, smiled at me, and laughed.

"You...help me!" I yelled

"You should learn how to deal with your wives," Selen said.

"Shut up, I can deal with them; they are adorable, and I understand they want to love me a lot, but this may be a bit too much," I said.

"You are funny, Mumei, but I won't help you," Selen said.

I got out of the two's clutches, and I flew over to Selen, punching her in the face.

"Owww the fuck!?" She yelled

"Next time you need help, I won't help you!" I said

"Fair enough, I did tease you a bit too much," she said.

"You think?" I replied

Selen sighed, and then she looked at her shoulder. "No free rides," she said as she flicked Pomu off her shoulder.

"Fuck that, that's domestic violence!" Pomu yelled

"Yeah, that's the point," Selen said.

The two of us laughed, and Pomu looked at us, confused.

"What is so funny!?" Pomu asked

"I don't think they know," Finana said.

Selen and I didn't want to fill them in on why we were laughing. We had a little inside joke when we first met, and we bring it up time and time again.

"Mumei, hug us!" Kronii said

"Please!" Fauna begged

They are so needy. I hugged them both and squeezed them both.

"Look at you being a good girlfriend and giving your beloveds love," Selen said.

"You need to take lessons." Pomu said Selen swatted at Pomu, who barely dodged the attack. "What the fuck!?" She yelled

"My hand slipped..." Selen said.

No one believed that

I guess we need to get Selen lessons on how to date since she seems to be doing a bad job at this. I need to teach her a lot of things since she isn't the brightest dragon.

"You need to be nicer," I said.

"Well, I didn't ask you..." Selen said

I really wanted to punch her in the face. She is very punchable but lovable at the same time.

"Selen, you won't have a girlfriend if you keep this up," I told her.

She finally accepted that she needed help. I guess in the end, she doesn't want to be single.