Drunk Elf

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Botan pov:I slowly wiped the blood from my lips and stared up at my sisters, who both had serious looks on their faces, but were heavily panting, breaking the illusion that they could keep going.

"L-let's call this a tie." Roha wheezed

"Right!" Sudama coughed

I felt sweat begin to form as a shrill voice echoed through the forest.

"Shishirooooooooooooon!" Lamy-chan cried out

She came stumbling over to me and fell on top of me.

"You need to go back to sleep." I softly said

"N-no, I need you!" Lamy-chan whined

She was cutely hiccuping and waving around as she tried to keep my attention.

"Let's get you back to bed," I commented.

"S-Shishron "I think I'm pregnant." Lamy-chan declared

"No, you aren't." I told her

"I am..." Lamy-chan pouted

"Shishiron, I wouldn't doubt her," Sudma said.

I pulled out my phone and called Choco-sensei. This was going to be ridiculous, but I had to explain this situation just to shut it down. She came about a minute later and just glanced at Lamy.

"She isn't pregnant," Choco-sensei instantly said.

"Really!?" Roha and Sudama said with disappointment

"Well, I mean, the only way that would be possible is if Botan-sama and Lamy-sama did it during her last heat and Botan-sama met certain conditions." Choco-sensei explained

"Uhhhh..." I said.

"Botan-sama did you?" Choco-sensei asked

"Yes," I tersely said.

"She seems fine," Choco-sensei said.

"No, I'm not!" Lamy-chan screamed

"Wait... how do two girls make a child?" Roha suddenly asked

"That is a very good question, to which I don't have an answer; it just happens that I don't know." Choco-sensei said

"What the hell was your medical degree for again?" I asked

"Oh, that... well, you see, I... don't call me out!" Choco-sensei said

"Okay, so your verdict is that Lamy-chan is fine?" I questioned

"Probably," Choco-sensei laughed.

Lamy-chan stumbled over to a tree before throwing up. "Okay, we're going to bed." I told her

"No, Shiron, I want to play!" Lamy-chan yelled

"You need to sleep this through!" I told her

It was like I was trying to talk to a brick wall; she wouldn't listen.

"Ugh, what the hell is all the commotion about!?" Omarun yelled as she stormed out.

"Lamy-chan is drunk," I said to her.

Omarun walked over and slapped Lamy-chan across the face really hard, "Go to bed!" She shouted

"Not without Shishir!" Lamy-chan hissed

"She really is needy," Choco-sensei said.

"Not always," I commented.

"Why are you so used to it!?" Omarun asked

"We've spent so much time together, we just know," I giggled.

"Well, how do we get her to bed?" Omarun asked

"We should drag her," I suggested.

"Why don't you just go with her?" Choco-sensei asked

"I could, but then I couldn't talk to my sisters," I said.

"We aren't going anywhere, Botan," Roha said.

"Lamy-chan, let's go to bed together." I whispered into her ear.

"Yeah, I want that!" Lamy-chan hiccuped

"Let's go, honey," I told her.

"Kiss me!!!" She cried

"I don't want to see that!" Omarun shouted

"I want to see it!" Aloe yawned

"Me too!" Nenechi shouted

"You two are awake?" I asked

"Yeah, you are really loud," Aloe laughed.

I scratched the back of my head and giggled.

"I know we are being loud. I'm sorry!" I said

"It's fine, Shishiron!" Nenechi said

"Hug me, hug me!" Lamy-chan cried

I immediately hugged her, and she began snoring away. I smiled and picked her up.

"I'll take her to bed," I said.

"Shishiron..." Lamy-chan mumbled in her sleep.

"You're cute," I giggled.

"I'm going to throw up." Omarun said

I pulled out my pistol and aimed it at her. "What did you say?" I asked

"I want to see you kiss!" She said loudly

"Oh really?" I laughed

"Yup!" Omarun said

I gave her a look that clearly mocked her; she glared at me too, but she has no energy to mock me.

"How can you still move?" Aloe asked

"Lioness need a lot of energy," I explained.

Omarun was about to say something but was interrupted by Ayame-senpai. "Choco-sensei, I locked onto Mel-senpai!" She loudly said:

"Mel-sama... "I want to see her, but I think she hates me," I said.

Ayame-senpai looked at Choco-sensei and shook her head. "Just try," she said.

Choco-sensei bit her lip and sighed.

"You don't know what happened between us. You should butter her up a bit," Choco-sensei said.

"No, you need to butter her up again. You need to see her and talk to her!" Ayame-senpai yelled

"It's not easy, damn it!" Choco-sensei screamed, making us all go silent. I noticed her voice was a tiny bit shakey.

"Are you okay, Choco-sensei?" I asked

"Y-yeah Botan-sama..." Choco-sensei told me

I saw the tears dripping onto the ground, but she wasn't facing us, so she clearly didn't want anyone to see her.

"Choco-sensei, you aren't alright," I said.

"Botan-sama "I am fine!" Choco-sensei yelled

She clutched her fist, and blood began to flow down her fingers, dripping onto the ground.

"Choco-sensei, you need to calm down. You don't need to be upset," I said.

"I want to see Mel-sama, but at the same time, she may be better off before me!" Choco-sensei stated

I handed Lamy-chan to Omarun before running at Choco-sensei and tackling her, slamming her into a tree.

"Where is the woman that always flirts and kisses women?" I asked

"Mel-sama is my first love. You wouldn't get it!" Choco-sensei growled

"You're right I don't, but you are thinking too harshly. You need to talk to her; there is no way you will know if she hates you unless you talk. I yelled

I threw her away from me, and I picked up Lamy-chan.

"If you are going to mope, then go..." I said to her before going back into the house that I would put Lamy-chan on the bed and get in next to her.

She's the only one who can make things change. I want nothing to do with that.

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