Birds and Bees

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Azki pov: "Comet, pass me the rice!" Sui-chan said

We all stared at Nari, Anemachi, Sui-chan, and Comet-chan endulging themselves and eating dinner like a bottomless pit.

"Do you want some Toko-chan?" Sui-chan asked

"Sure," Toko-chan said.

Furen stated that Sui-chan was feeding Toko-chan some of the rice with a deadpan stare, but we knew it didn't really matter.

"Azki-san, do you want some?" She asked me

"Sure, and Azki-san?" I questioned

"Sorry about that, I just felt like calling you with that honorific." Sui-chan said

"I don't call you Sui-san." I said

"That is true, but if you want, I wouldn't be mad; we are close after all!" Sui-chan said

"Are we close?" Mikochi asked

"I guess..." Sui-chan said

"I guess!?" Mikochi yelled

I looked over to Sora-chan, who was eating her food slowly as if she were a princess.

"You're beautiful; you look like a gorgeous princess," I told her.

"If I'm a princess, then you're my beautiful suitor." Sora-chan said

I noticed she had rice on her face, so I leaned forward and licked it off her lips.

"Thank you!" Sora-chan giggled

I saw Mikochi was jealous, and that made me happy. She needs to be jealous of me since Sora-chan is all mine.

"I'm hungry!" Roboco whined

"Why the hell do you even need to eat?" A-chan asked

"Actually, I have no idea," Robochi replied.

Aki fed Roboco some of the rice, and I just wondered, "Where does the food go? Does she somehow digest it?

"That rice was good!" San cheerfully said:

I tilted my head to the side so San could taste whatever Robochi ate. This made me wonder, "What exactly is she?" since she can clearly taste and she's connected to Robochi.

Was San the person Robochi was based on? Maybe that is something we could look into in the distant future.

"Mom, so when I was at school, one of my friends asked me if I knew what the birds and the bees were." Comet-chan said

Nari spit out the wine she was drinking and glared at her youngest daughter.

"Do you know what that means?" Nari asked

"No?" Comet-chan said

"Seggs..." Sui-chan said

Nari picked up a knife and threw it at Sui-chan. It flew past her face, grazing her cheek. She ended up bursting out laughing.

"She just tried to kill you!" Mikochi yelled

"And that's the point. I said something out of line, and my mother tried to punish me for my stupid actions," she stated.

"Wait, your mother is also slightly abusive, so why don't you want to kill her?" Mikochi asked

"My mother shows me love," Sui-chan said.

Mikochi looked confused, and she didn't seem to understand this family. She never does; she always has this problem for some reason. She never seems to understand why they want to kill people. She has some problems, that's for sure.

"Mom, why are you so worried about Comet-chan learning about seggs?" Sui-chan asked

"Because she's a child," Nari said.

"Look, we all know about it." Azkichi and I have done it. Sora-chan and Azkichi have done it. Sui-chan said

"When have I ever done it with you?" I asked

"When we were stuck in the ventilation system when I was going on one of my sprees," Sui-chan said

"That never happened," I said.

Mikochi glared at me angrily. I sighed. I don't know what her issue with me is. All of a sudden, Sui-chan and I were never like that; she's like a sister to me. It's not my fault that Sui-chan is delusional.

"Sui-chan and I have kissed; that is all we have done, and what is wrong with kissing your best friend?" I asked

"Nothing is wrong with that!" Sora-chan happily said:

"Wait, so I have a chance to kiss you, Sora-chan!" Mikochi happily said

"Azkichi is my best friend." Sora-chan said

"Well, I can kiss Sui-chan again, maybe!" Mikochi said

"Again, Azkichi is my best friend," Sui-chan said.

"Well, I guess Robochi is open." Mikochi sighed.

Yeah no..." She replied

Mikochi groaned Robochi didn't even give a reason as to why she wouldn't kiss her; she just said no.

"You didn't even say I'm your best friend." Aki pouted

"You are my lover," Robochi said.

They are two robots; they don't really understand love, but they are more human than most. I suppose those two are adorable.

"So how did you two meet?" Nari asked Robocbi and Aki.

"Oh, you see, we both were made in the same lab and we were activated around the same time, so we grew up together, went on many adventures, and even became sisters with a princess," Robochi said.

"Tell us more and show us the projections," Nari said.

"Robochi is kind of defective," A-chan said.

"Don't say that about your friend!" Nodoka loudly said:

"Babe, that's my character; I'm indifferent to everyone sometimes," A-chan said.

Nodoka giggled and clasped A-chan's head. "Cutie," she said.

"Am I the only one not dating anyone?" Mikochi asked.

"Well, Furen," Sui-chan said.

"Well, that could be debatable," Toko-chan said.

"So yes..." She said

"Yeah," we all said.

"Actually, Anemachi is single and, I'd say, undateable; she has the mindset of a toddler; she really is childish and just really stupid looking." Sui-chan said

"I'm going to murder you!" Anemachi yelled

"Do it, son of a bitch!" Sui-chan said

"I don't know if I should take offense to that, and the same would apply to you." Nari said

"You are a sweet woman," I commented.

Nari laughed and smiled. "I like you," she said.

I was always welcome here; after all, I have a good relationship with them. Sora-chan stood up and said, "I need to excuse myself." She said she noticed she looked a little pale.

I stood up to go see what was wrong.

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