Domination Speech

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Laplus pov: "Alright, Laplus, I'll simulcast you across the world. You are going to make a list of demands, okay?" Koyori asked

"I understand, but at the same time, is this machine safe?" I asked

Koyori looked at the machine she half-hazardly put together and nodded, "It sure is." She said it with uncertainty.

"So what does this do?" I asked

"Since my nanobots can't spread everywhere that quickly, I'm going to clone you in data form," Koyori stated.

"Oh, okay." I gulped with nervousness.

Lui and Chloe hooked me up to the device, and Iroha activated it immediately. "Gyaaaaaaaaaa!" I yelled as I was electrocuted. I blacked out for a moment, but when I came back, it was really trippy. I could see everything in the world somehow.

"Alright, deliver your speech!" Koyori urged

"Ahem... Attention worthless mortals, I am the great Laplus leader of Holox and the new ruler of the world. You may be thinking a pip squeak like me can't rule the world, but you need to shut up because me and my subordinates are going to destroy everything and rebuild from the ground up. We are the law!"

"You suck!" The masses began to roar as they booed me.

"You think I'm kidding?" I laughed

Right after I said that coincidentally one of the places mapped was destroyed, everyone could see it. This was an example.

"Boo me one more time, I dare you!" I yelled

"What do you want?" Someone asked

"Alright for immediate demands I want a girlfriend, so someone offer me a cute woman!" I said

"Wha-what!?" Koyori, Iroha, Lui, and Sakamata said in shock

"Next, we want cash enough to fill a mansion to the brim," I said.

"We can't do that!" One of the world leaders said

"Destroy the place that had the idiot who said that!" I said, and in an instant, they were gone.

"Okay, it's done!" Koyori stated

"That reminded me, I want maybe twelve barrels filled with mayonnaise; actually, make it a hundred," I said.

"What do you want, Kazuma?" I questioned

"Well, maybe some raw veggies," She said.

"Okay, a hundred crates of raw veggies!" I said

I looked at Sakamata, who definitely wanted me to tell the world to destroy their baths.

"Okay, next I want to, uh, roll in mud!" I yelled

It is only fair that everyone gets filthy like Sakamata.

"Ooh, I forgot to mention that when you are hooked up to the machine, your thoughts are transmitted to us," Koyori said.

So Sakamata heard that. This won't end well for me at all. She will probably yell at me in a moment. I need to brace myself for that.

"Quit overthinking; just ask for more stuff!" Lui said

All of a sudden, I'm out of ideas. I was an idea pool, but now there is nothing. It is kind of crazy how little I can really think right now that we are actually going to rule the world.

"Hurry up, demand stuff!" Koyori shouted

"I want an ice cream truck!" I blurted out

Yeah, that is actually a good request!" Sakamata cheered

"Does it have to be fully stocked?" Someone asked

"If it's not the entire place that supplied it, it will lose its entire population," I said.

"Well, only if Iroha-chan allows it." Koyori said

"So who is going to offer themselves to me?" I asked

"I will," a woman said nervously.

I stared at her, and my heart immediately skipped a beat at her beauty.

"Koyori!" I said

Yes, I know!" She sighed

A nanobot landed on the girl, and she teleported, appearing above me. She landed on top of me. "I'm Hizuki Yui," the girl said.

"Ugn-Ahn Hot Yuri Fantasy!" I cried out.

Everyone stared at me and sighed, "What?" Iroha questioned

"You realize that was broadcast to the entire world, right?" Koyori asked

I nodded I wasn't going to be mad about that since they knew what I wanted to do to this girl anyway.

"You are sick," Chloe stated.

I realized they read my thoughts and took them out of context.

"No-I want to give Yui my undivided love and attention!" I cried out.

"Ehhhhh?" Yui said with shock.

I could tell she was hiding her real personality, but I will figure that out later when we have personal alone time.

"Hey can you have your lewd sexual thoughts on your own time we don't need to see this" Chloe stated

"Yeah, we would rather you think about anything else. Just please stop showing us what you want to do to that girl. We appreciate it," Lui said.

Okay, Takane Lui," I laughed.

All of a sudden, Chloe's nose shot blood out, and she launched upwards.

"Ah-what is wrong with you?!"" Koyori asked

Well, I never expected to see a visualization of Lui naked today. Does your body really look like that?" Iroha asked

"No," Lui-nee said, offended by my visualization of her.

"I apologize, but you just need to calm down; there is nothing wrong with visualizing your best friend naked!" I shouted

"Oh yeah, there is, and also, Chloe now needs a blood transfusion." Koyori said

"What blood type are you?" Iroha asked

"Sec-Secret..." She grumbled

"We don't care about stupid stigmas; you are going to die; tell us we won't judge your personality!" Koyori yelled

"Fine its-" Chloe passed out from the blood loss.

"Nanobots pick up her blood, sterilize it, and put it back into her," Koyori demanded.

"Let me get this straight: you are the five girls that have taken the world hostage?" Yui questioned

"Correct," I said.

"It seems so improbable, but now I've seen it for myself, so... Make me into your queen!" Yui yelled

"What?" I said in shock.

"I don't have any ulterior motives; I just want to marry you and become the secondary queen, so please love me!" Yui said

"I ugh-ahhhhh!" All of a sudden, blood shot out of my nose, and I landed backwards.

"Not you too!" Koyori yelled

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