Lui pov: Mumei-chan came back with Koyori and Iroha. I smiled and waved to her. Mumei-chan began to speak.
"I'll leave these two in your hands; you can talk while we walk," Mumei-chan said.
"So have you lovebirds figured everything out?" I asked
"We aren't in love." Koyori sighed
"We should just cut the act everyone knows," Iroha mumbled.
"Fine, we are deeply in love, way more than average!" Koyori said
"Wow, shocker," I sarcastically said.
"Wait, Iroha and Koyori are dating!" Laplus said in shock:
Chloe, Iroha, Koyori, and I glared at Laplus in astonishment. She has to be screwing with us.
"Yeah, they have been..." I said.
Laplus' jaw dropped to the floor, and I facepalmed in response.
"You knew that, though?" Chloe stated
"I thought you were joking and making fun of me because I said Holox is a no-romance secret society and all of you people found love!" Laplus said
"All of you people..." Koyori groaned
"Look, I respect you as humans!" Laplus yelled
"I'm a hawk; Chloe is an orca; Koyori is a coyote; Iroha is the only human here." I said
"Well..." Laplus paused
"Can't think of a one-liner?" I asked
"Are you calling me stupid!?" Laplus yelled
"Yes," Koyori said.
"Well, I forgive you, Takane Lui," Laplus said.
"You are all stupid," Koyori said.
"Really?" I asked, "I mean, Chloe is."
Chloe just stood there confused as to what I just said. I was expecting her to be all up in arms, but she hasn't realized I insulted her.
"Chloe, you smell," I said.
"No, I do not!" Chloe immediately stated
"Why is she so oblivious except when you call her stinky?" Iroha asked
"I should study her more," Koyori stated.
Laplus began to pout and rapidly shook her head. "We are still planning world dominance!" She stated
"Look, can we just relax for a bit? I want to just love Iroha for a little bit," Koyori said.
"You are much nicer and more relaxed. What happened?" Laplus asked
"Love happened," Koyori stated.
"Oi, why is everyone dating someone but me!?" Laplus asked
"Look, I'm sure you'll find a lucky woman to be with you, and she'll like your horns," I said.
"What?" Laplus said
"People don't like your horns," Koyori said.
"They're a defining feature!" Laplus yelled
"Yesterday your head was stuck in a wall, and you almost gouged all your eyes out!" Iroha said
"Well, the wall was your fault, and the eyes are also your fault!" Laplus said
"Kusogaki..." Chloe mumbled
"What was that intern!?" Laplus hissed
"I said kusogaki!" Chloe yelled
"Say that to my face!" Laplus yelled
"Guys, we can't keep arguing and fighting if we want to take over the world. We need unity and power. We can't argue and crush our very little power," I said.
"Fair point, but-" I bonked Laplus over the head before she could keep talking. Everyone seemed to agree with my words other than her, and it bothered me.
"Don't make us sound like a pathetic group Laplus we also need recognition because without that then we will be a nobody group people wont take us seriously when we are in power and I don't think we have the strength to repel a rebellion" Koyori said
"Well then make us weapons!" Laplus ordered
"It's not that easy" Koyori said
Iroha glared at Koyori but then realized what she was doing this lie was only said so Laplus would at least try to give us more brand recognition
Laplus has been going at this the wrong way she is trying to make us look cool but at the same time she doesn't want to push our brand out if we aren't seen by others then what's the point of having a kick ass logo?
"I want to go to war with the world!" Laplud yelled
"Shut up the others will hear!" Chloe said
"Well who cares we'll crush them when the time comes" Iroha said with confusion with confidencd
"We should probably go for the strongest enemies first which would be our senpai so who do you want to fight?" Iroha asked
"Wait we have to fight our senpai!?" Laplus shivered
"Did you not think about what world domination meant before this we are litterslly going to take control and enslave everyone our senpai included I think they would want to stop that from happening" Koyori said
"I'm not prepared to fight senpai!" Laplus whined
"Well good thing we aren't fighting them yet we are trying to make a plan as to how we will take down out senpai since we don't have much destructive power and they have a lot of it" I said
"Oh well we make more weapons!" Laplus said
Koyori began to sarcastically clap
"Good idea Laplus but please tell me where are we going to get the money to make said weapons where are we getting the materials or the blueprints where are we going to get anything?" She asked
"Uhm...Lui was supposed to get money!" Laplus yelled
"I did..." I said
"Well what happened to it!?" Laplus yelled
"You had your damn horns sharpened and polished..." Chloe sighed
"Well that was an important expense!" Laplus yelled
"That was fithteen thousand dollars!!!" I yelled
Iroha, Chloe, and Koyori glared at me with a shocked expression "How much!?" They yelled
I forgot that I never told them how much her horn maintenance costs they tried to grasp on the fact that it's that expensive deep down we all know Laplus was scammed they just said it costs that much knowing she'll pay it
"Okay we aren't letting you buy anything" Chloe said
"Yup you are banned from the bank accounts" Koyori said
Laplus kept complaining about it but to be honest this is what is needed we need money we can't afford to be making stupid purchases at a time like this we need to be a steady group to take over the world
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Love Far Beyond the Ashes
AcciónCalli and Kiara have been separated once again after finally rekindling their flame of love. The two want to reunite with one another by all means necessary and will do anything to achieve that, no matter how hard it may be. They won't let anything...
