Bleeding Red (CM Punk WWE)

Twenty-Nine-Exposed.

Ruby's hands shook as she tried to unbuckle her seat belt. The jet had finally reached cruising altitude. How she had managed to not have a huge panic attack during take off was beyond her. Perhaps it was her pride. She would rather piss her pants than to show Punk she was afraid. He sat across from her looking at her amused. She rolled her eyes. She hated the fact that they were on a private jet. She hated throwing around money like they were Cena or something. To her this was too over the top, but Vince had insisted they take his jet, something about being back in time for a show or something. So she had spent all of take off mentally cursing Vince McMahon. She was so lost in her thoughts that she didn't notice as Punk waved a tattooed hand in her face,

"Rubyyyy" he sang

"Huh what?" She snapped to attention

"So how exactly is this whole thing going to work?" He asked

"Well...as soon as Corazon is released from the hospital I'm sending her to rehab. Dr. Andrews told me that she has acute paranoia and dependency on prescription drugs."

"Rehab seems like a good idea" he nodded.

"Yeah but y'know since the whole Straight Edge Society program seems to be out of business I guess I have to send her somewhere I the hills with all the washed up celebrities" she sighed running a hand through her hair

"Which means I'd have to take care of Kayden until she's let go" she shrugged, he looked at her thoughtfully

"So after we stop the processing of our divorce or whatever, how is this going to work? Are we taking time off to take care of Kayden or is he going on the road with us?", she looked at him her eyes widening slightly.

"Uh well...I was planning..." She started uneasily as she tucked a piece of red hair behind her ear. She cleared her throat.

"I was going to take him on the road with me most of the time and when I wasn't on the road I was going to stay with him at Moms house. Simple as that, I mean it is the middle of the the school year but then again it's only pre-k so it-"

"No not as simple as that! What do you mean just you? What about me?!" He asked his voice raising an octave

"Punk I appreciate you doing me this favor and all but that's all it is, a favor. You just have to sign the paper and it's done and you can go back to AJ and your little fantasy."

"First of all, I'm not doing this for you. I'm doing this for Kayden and I'm doing this for Corazon. Second of all, I don't trust you to take care of him. I mean how well could you take care of him when you're too busy playing House with 3 different men? And you're still a damn kid yourself" he accused,

"Oh please" she rolled her eyes,

"You don't know the first thing about taking care of a kid." She smirked, he said nothing,

"Do you know how to fix a bottle? Change a diaper? Break a fever?" She asked, he glared

"I'm pretty sure Kayden doesn't drink from bottles or use diapers anymore" he growled,

"I know how to take care of kids. I've been around them my whole life. I have 4 nieces and 2 nephews plus 2 little brothers. I may not like kids but I sure as hell know how to take care of one. You on the other hand. You wouldn't know your ass from your elbow."

"Is that why you picked Randy" he smirked,

"Because he's a dad?", she glared,

"No wait if I recall correctly, I was your first choice in this."

"You weren't. Not really. Seth and Dolph would've been just fine, but I rather not play with Seth's heart and apparently Dolph is in some sort of relationship. Plus it was Corazon who asked that it be you" she sighed