PHASE 62 - I HOPE THIS SCHOOL PLAY WILL NOT GET US SUED

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PHASE 62 - I JUST HOPE THIS SCHOOL PLAY WILL NOT GET US SUED

Disclaimer: This chapter is a parody. No copyright infringement intended. Everything written in here is a reference and serves as a free advertisement.

So cultural festival made its way on Friday. The most awaited play from the Drama Club; Sleeping Beauty will now commence!

Side Note again: I will be shifting to third person to first person view alternately, so don’t be confused. Try to keep up.

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(From the Audience POV)

The first scene began when the curtain opened, and there are two castles in the background. Two royal kings and queens from each side talked about the marriage of their future kids in order to unite the kingdoms.

But then suddenly, there was a thunderous explosion! The skies went dark, as the Evil Witch Maleficent (Tiara Hikari) made her appearance and released an evil laugh!

“Haaa-haaa-haaa-haaa-haaa! I am the Evil Witch, Maleficent! And I am here to curse your children’s fates! Mikeni Mikeni Do Do Doremi! I cast a spell that would kill Aurora once she turns sixteen! Haaa-haaaa-haaaa-haaaa-haaaa!”

(Side note: I think they should fire the scriptwriter.)

The witch slammed her whip to the ground, which made a Wapak! sound. There was a smoke explosion. Maleficent disappeared.

Because of the terror that the witch has spread, The King hid his daughter Princess Aurora (Jeannette von Noctis) in the middle of the vast forest.

There, Aurora sang a sad Disney song which would not be written on this novel due to copyright issues.

One day, an old woman entered the hut where the Princess resides. This old woman was selling apples and gave one for free to the princess.

As soon as the princess took a bite to the apple, the old woman transformed into a witch! It was Maleficent herself!

“Haaaa-haaaa-haaa! I fooled you, Princess Aurora! That apple is poisonous! You will die now! BEGONE THOT!!!”

“Kyaaaa~” Princess Aurora collapsed and slept for the rest of eternity.

Only a true love’s kiss would ever wake her up.

(Side note again: They should really fire the scriptwriter! They merged Snow White's story with Sleeping Beauty! And what’s with that evil witch’s line anyway!?)

(The next scenes would focus on me because I’m the hero of this play. I’m wearing a white suit with a red cape, and some chest armor and spaulders. I wield a rapier on my waist. This outfit makes me cheesier than my Cthulhu form.)

Prince Philip (Alaric Eisenhower) dreamt that he was in the forest. There, he would find a beautiful girl living in a hut. The first time they saw each other, they fell in love (Yuck!) and they danced while a beautiful background music played.

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(My POV)

Amy was the one who taught me to dance like a prince, so we didn’t have any problems at all. Wait, I got a problem. Is Amy this beautiful before?

I’ve seen her wearing make-up a lot of times already because of cosplay conventions, but her face here looks so natural but rosy. She fits her role as a princess. Her hair is even braided like one. Her pink long gown and white long gloves make her a real goddess of beauty in another way.

As we danced with precision, I could feel that my chest is burning due to heartbeat overdrive. Some steps of our waltz even made our faces centimeters away from each other, so we could feel our heavy warm breaths. This is not good!

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