Sorry, I'm bad at this. (NSFW AND MATURE CONTENT WARNING) (Lapidot Human AU)

Chapter 50

Hey guys I wasn't gone very long but I'm back. MERRY CHRYSLER EVERYONE WOO here's a lil bonus update for Christmas

-Baggy

-Christmas morning-

"C'MON PUMPKIN!! IT'S NOT THAT BAD JUST FIT YOUR HEAD THROUGH THE HOLE!!" I growled, struggling to pull the Christmas sweater over the puppy's head. Pumpkin wriggled and thrashed, shaking her head as I attempted to slip it through the top hole of the article of clothing. "I promised Lapis you were gonna wear this. NOW YOU'RE GONNA WEAR THIS!!" I whisper-shouted, and Pumpkin squealed in response.

I huffed, and stopped moving for a small break. Pumpkin had the sweater half on, but her head wasn't peeking out yet. I stared down at her, and her tail wagged eagerly. I then leaned over and tried again, yanking the hole over the puppy's head - of course gentle enough not to hurt her. I hope. Her head eventually popped out, and her left ear was sticking up. I flopped her ear back down, and backed up a bit to take a look at my work. She looked absolutely adorable. An aggravating, tiring, energy-draining, adorable little puppy.

As if on cue, Lapis exited the bathroom, and I turned around to grin at her. "What do you think?" I asked, standing up from the bed. "Awww!!" the bluenette squealed, approaching the puppy quickly. She picked her up, and peppered the dog's head with little kisses. "I can't believe you actually got it on. Was it hard?" she asked, turning her head to me. "N-no, no not all. Not too difficult." I quickly replied, flickering my eyes back and forth.

"A-anyways, I know since you're so enthusiastic about this whole holiday ordeal, I had to get you a present..." I stated, looking over at our screwed up tree. Lapis hugged Pumpkin, very slightly swaying back and forth as Pumpkin seemed more calm. "S-so, I got this for you..." I muttered, bending down and reaching under the tree. I grabbed a small box that I wrapped (cough with some struggling cough), and brought it to Lazuli. "Aww, you didn't have to do that, Peri." she said, tilting her head as she eyed the small box in my hand.

She set our puppy back onto the bed, and took the box. She quickly opened it, and quietly gasped as she stared at the now revealed gift. "Wh-whoa... Peridot, this is beautiful." she said, pulling a Lapis Lazuli necklace out of said box. "Lapis Lazuli..." she murmured, holding it up and studying it more closely. "I know. Original." I sarcastically replied, feeling my cheeks burn. "N-no no it is! Thanks, Peridot." Lapis protested, looking back up at me with a beaming expression on her face. "U-uhm, yeah of course." I squeaked, folding my hands behind my back shyly.

Lapis then set the box down on the bed beside Pumpkin, and held up the necklace again. "H-here. I'll put it on you." I insisted, walking up behind Lapis. Lapis then nodded, handing me the fragile necklace. Her hair was short enough in the back for me to bring the two ends together with ease. I twitched my eye a little as I was struggling a bit to clip it on correctly. I involuntarily grumbled quietly as it felt like my fingers were too damn big to accomplish this easy task.

I heard Lapis giggle, and I huffed in response. I chuckled victoriously as I finally clipped it correctly, and I took a step back. Lapis then turned around facing me, and looked down at her necklace. She really did look brilliant in the jewelry, and a smile crept onto my face. "Beautiful." I stated. Lapis' shoulders tensed up, and I spotted a blush spreading across her cheeks as she looked at me with shy eyes. "Now my gift doesn't seem nearly as good." she muttered, looking over at her bed.

"Oh, don't even worry about it, Laz. You didn't even need to get me anything." I replied flatly, placing my hands on my hips. "No I had to! W- well... here, then." she reached under her bed, and slid out a slightly larger box than the one I gifted her. She hesitantly handed it to me, and I eagerly took it, immediately untying the ribbon tied around it. The ribbon fell to the floor, and I lifted the lid off to reveal the present. My eyebrows shot up as it appeared to be some sort of Santa hat - it was green.