Sorry, I'm bad at this. (NSFW AND MATURE CONTENT WARNING) (Lapidot Human AU)

Chapter 53

-5 days later-

I had considered what Steven said about Jasper taking care of our puppy, but Lapis seemed to be strongly against the idea. However, we did decide to put Pumpkin into training, and she has been doing pretty well surprisingly. "Maybe she'll be so good, they'll give her the service dog role early!" Lapis said, laying on her bed on her back. Her legs were kicked up, and she was staring up at the ceiling. "I don't think that's how it works, Lapis." I giggled, petting Pumpkin, who was in my lap on my bed.

"Are we even doing anything for New Years, Peri? Everyone seems so hyped about it but you haven't said one word about it." Lapis explained, glancing over at me. "Hey, you haven't said anything either. I mean, there's always the show on TV. That thing where the ball drops." I said, looking down at Pumpkin. "I'm assuming Amethyst is probably gonna try and come over, drunk off her ass at midnight." Laz muttered. "I wouldn't be surprised. But I'm surprised you hadn't had any plans for tonight." I replied. "Well, I mean, I bought these." Lapis said, suddenly sitting up.

I watched as she climbed out of bed, and walked over to her dresser. She pulled open the top drawer, and pulled out a Walmart bag. She then reached into the bag, and quickly took out a couple of those obnoxious things that you blow into. "Oh, how wonderful." I chirped sarcastically. "Yes, in fact, it is wonderful. Look at all the different colors I got." she stated, dumping the package onto my bed. I huffed as the small objects rolled all over the place, including onto the floor.

Lapis then picked up a blue one, and held it up to her mouth. I slightly flinched as she blew into it, making a painfully loud high-pitched noise. I flinched harder as soon as Pumpkin jolted up and barked at the bluenette. I watched in surprise as Pumpkin thrashed, then leaped off of the bed straight for Lapis. Lapis screeched loudly in startlement, immediately dropping the whistle thing. Pumpkin soared through the air toward Lapis, and she quickly caught the puppy, but struggled to hold her away from her face.

Pumpkin growled and squirmed violently as she continued barking loudly. She attempted to escape Lapis' grip most likely to either attack her, or the noise maker. Lazuli simply held the dog away, but stared at her in utter shock. "HEY!! KNOCK IT OFF!!" I yelled, climbing down from my bed. If the puppy made too much noise, Aqua was definitely going to be angry. I approached Lapis and the upset puppy, and carefully took Pumpkin from her hands. I stared straight at her, and the dog seemed to be exhausting herself. "Hey. No. Stop it. Bad dog." I repeated a couple times sternly, eyeing her intensely.

Pumpkin finally stopped thrashing, and quieted her growls. "Bad girl." I stated, furrowing my eyebrows. She then appeared to be sad, and her legs and arms drooped as I held her in front of me. She whimpered, and I ever so slowly placed her back onto my bed. She simply sat down, and stared up at Lapis and I sorrowfully. "That...is going to be a problem." Lapis finally said after staring down at the animal for a moment.

-11:42 PM-

Lapis was sitting in my bed, and my head was laying in her lap as we peacefully watched the performers on TV. There had been some noise of hustle and bustle outside our dorm since about 10:00 PM, but we paid no mind to it. Pumpkin was laying on Lapis' bed, sound asleep. My heart jumped up to my throat as soon as I heard a loud bang on our door. "Amethyst! Gentler." I then heard my sister's voice scold. "Ughhh, Squariiiii..." I grumbled, unmoving. "Want me to get it?" Lapis then asked, looking down at me. I huffed, and closed my eyes.

"IT'S OPEN!!" I yelled, furrowing my eyebrows. The doorknob jiggled violently, and there burst in Amethyst, and my older bitch sister, Squari. "HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE, LOVEBIRDS!" Amethyst shouted, throwing her arms in the air. "15 minutes 'til 2019." Squari stated, crossing her arms and smirking. "Hey guys. Don't you have some party to be hosting right now?" I asked, a bit annoyed. "Nahhhh, Pearl will hold down the fort while I'm gone. I wanted to see you guys." Amethyst explained excitedly.