Friends of Fame

S2E2: Of Mice and Women

Night Time
[Nancy and Nina's apartment]
*The doorbell rang.*

Nancy: Nina, can you get it?

Nina: You're closer to the door! I'm comfortable on the couch!

Nancy: No! I have to make him wait! Please Nina!

Nina: Ugh, fine! Women.

Nancy: Thank you, thank you, thank you!

*Nancy ran into her room. Nina got up and opened the door.*

Nina: Why, hello there!

Steven: Hello! A fine evening, isn't it?

Nina: Aahh, tis, tis.

*Steven chuckled*

Nina: Now tell me, what are your intentions with my Nancy?

Steven: To have her home by 10?

Nina: Bingo!

*Nancy walked out.*

Nancy: Oh hey, Steven! I didn't know you were here!

Nina: Ha!

Nancy: Sshhh.

Steven: You look beautiful.

*Nancy smiled.*

Nina: Oh, yeah, Nancy, nice date! He's cute. A real keeper.

Steven: As is your roommate. May I say, those sweatpants are quite flattering on you. The pink daisy on the pocket compliments your eyes.

Nina: Not as much as that jacket you have on there.

Steven: It's brand new, actually. Made of 100% leather with suede elbow patches. But your tank top!

Nina: Oh, stop.

Steven: No, you stop!

Nancy: Okay! Both of you stop it or else my date will be 100% gay with satin nail beds before we leave this apartment!

*Steven and Nina chuckled.*

Steven: Let's go.

Nancy: Bye!

*Steven and Nancy walked away.*

Nina: Bye gorgeous! Oh, and you too Nancy!

*Nina laughed as she closed the door.*

Later
[the restaurant]
*Nancy sipped her water as Steven watched her carefully.*

Nancy: First date.

Steven: Indeed. Have I told you that you look beautiful?

Nancy: Twice now, but it never hurts to keep hearing it.

Steven: Ah. So, uh- did you ever... go on dates with Nathan?

Nancy: Nathan?

Steven: Sorry... uh, his name had to come up at one time or another this evening.

Nancy: Yeah, I guess so. Um, well to answer your question, unless you count watching a very quiet movie in his bed at 3am "a date," then no, no we haven't.

Steven: Why so quiet?

Nancy: Because if it was too loud and woke you up, well-

Steven: Oh.

Nancy: Yeah.

Steven: So no dates, huh?

Nancy: Well, when you're hiding from all of your friends, oh and the entire internet, it's kinda hard to sit and eat in public.