Banana Splits and Friends

Eggscellent

A TV show is playing in the living room of the clubhouse.

TV: You can't stop me Easton! Go ahead and put me in jail then I'll just escape!

TV: Escape this, Manetti! 

Stinky: Didn't he flip a car in the last episode?

Drooper: He always flips a car in an episode. "Hey bus full of schoolers, learn this"! (Imitating explosion)

Both: HAHAHAHAHAA! 

 Bingo: Hey now we're supposed to be working now.

Drooper: We're on our lunch break.

Bingo: Yeah because it really looks like you're eating up a storm here. Or in fact, a tsunami. HAHAHAHAHAHA! But still come on!

Drooper: All right. Come on Stinko.

Stinky: Wait Look!

TV: Do you like eggs? Well we have a challenge for many eons with the ability to blow everyone away. The Eggscellent challenge is that challenge. With twelve eggs, chili, cheese, two biscuits and a fruit bowl. Eat it all and you'll have a chance to win the hat that says I'm eggscellent on it. Many have tried and none have succeeded. Could you be the one to slay the dragon and be eggscellent? Yeah-yeah!!!

Stinky: We have to win that hat.

Drooper: Dude, did you see the size of that thing? No one will ever win that hat.

Stinky: No no it was a net hat.

Drooper: Those aren't even cool anymore.

Stinky: Yes they are. Truckers wear them all the time. And it has holes in the back to keep a cross breeze going and everything.

Drooper: Why can't you just buy the hat?

Stinky: That doesn't make a cool story. "Where'd you get that hat"? "I bought it". "Why does it say I'm eggscellent on it"? Oh wait, it doesn't matter because i paid for it with money! Plus why buy the hat when you can get it for free?

Drooper: Yeah but the omelet probably costs more than....

Stinky: Dude forget it. If you want a measly two egg breakfast, that's fine by me. But when you finish and you're still hungry, don't come crying to me cause I'm not sharing.

Drooper: But...

Stinky: Slash-sah-boo!!

Drooper: I..

Stinky: Shee-eee-booo!! 

Drooper: Ok Ok! I hate it when you do that.

Stinky: Mee-baa-weee.

And so the skunk and lion duo drove to the restaurant.

Restaurant Waiter: May I take your order sirs? 

Drooper: I'd like the Eggs Benedict and an orange juice.

Stinky: And I'll have the Eggscellent Challenge.

Restaurant Waiter: We don't usually serve that to customers. It's more of an promotional item.

Stinky: Yeah and it's the only reason we're here so....

Restaurant Waiter: Ok but...

Stinky: Ok now I'm confused. What does that sign say?

Restaurant Waiter: "The customer is always right".

Stinky: And what am I?

Restaurant Waiter: The customer.

Stinky: And the sign?