Cheesy Pick up lines

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Tony- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Steve- Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Bruce- Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Thor- Do you have a map? Because I'm getting lost in your eyes.

Natasha- I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Clint- Is your daddy a baker? Because you have nice buns!

Loki- if I had a star for every time your brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.

Bucky- I thought happiness started with an H? Why does mine start with U?

Pietro- Fo you work at Dick's? Because your sporting the goods.

Wanda- You shouldn't wear makeup. It messes with perfection.

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