Avengers Preferences +One-Shots

Dirty Pick up lines

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Tony- I'm no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.

Steve- Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later.

Bruce- I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.

Thor- I've got a big one, wanna see how hard it works?

Natasha- Hey baby, I'm kind of cold. Can I use your thighs as earmuffs?

Clint- Are you a racehorse? Cause when I ride you'll always finish first.

Loki- That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!

Bucky- Lets play Titanic I'll be the iceberg and you go down.

Pietro- I'd treat you like a snow storm. Give you six to eight inches and make it mildly inconvenient for you to move in the morning.

Wanda- The word of the day is "legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the word.