One Piece Oneshots

Kidd X Reader

GreenR: so-

Law: again, why are you not doing the requests?

GreenR: I am! It's just that story I found from the pit of Tartarus-I mean my computer, and now I publish it, and after that I'll do the requests.

Now do the thing.

Law: You're bossy. And short.

GreenR: No I'm not. It's just you who is a damn lamp post! Giraffe!

Law: go eat a snickers, Green-ya. You're always acting weird when you're hungry.

GreenR: really? *grabs a Snickers and eats it* nope, not better, I'll go and get some ice cream.

Law: alright. I hope you'll like the story, she did it on a sugar rush so it may be bit weird-

GreenR: *from the distance* LAW! DID YOU EAT ALL OF MY KITKAT ICE CREAM!

Law: oh shit. Bye! *runs away while Greenie follows him with and axe*

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You tossed and turned in your bed, really sleepy but still not able to fall asleep. Your favourite sleeping position was on stomach, but you couldn't because of the baby bump.

Suddenly you felt that terrible hunger inside you that probably every girl knows. You had to go and get some....pizza. But it was so good to lie in your warm bed, your husband's big and warm body close to you.

But hunger was still stronger. You started poking Kidd's shoulder to wake him up so he could go and get you some pizza.

"Whaddayawant?" He gruffed sleepily.

"I'm hungry," you said apologizingly, looking down. His gaze softened as he sighed and crawled out of the bed and started looking for his clothes.

"Alright, what would you want?"

"Pizza," you demanded happily and pulled the blanket up to your chin, giving him the childish smile you knew he couldn't resist.

"Okay okay," he sighed and headed out to the closest pizza place that was still opened.

The man standing behind the counter looked as sleepy as he felt when he went to get the pizza for his princess.

"What pizza would you want?" He asked. Oh blimey! He had totally forgotton to ask you that!

"Wait a moment," he said to the waiting man and fished the phone out of his pocket, calling you.

"Hey, I forgot to ask what pizza you wanted," he could almost see your troubled face at that question. The baby's cravings were just too much for you, and they changed so fast!

"Uhmmm....I think I want.....no....it should probably be.....no," you couldn't decide and the man behind the counter was getting impatient.

"Hey man, just tell your damn wife to decide," he spat angrily.

"Shaddap," Kidd growled, "if she needs time to decide, she'll get the time, understand?" He was scary even when he didn't want to be, mostly because if his crazy and punk appearence, but when he got angry....just wow, he could even scare the Satan himself.

"Uh....don't yell sweetie," you said, "I think it should be pineapples and pepperoni,"

"You sure?" Kidd wanted to make sure, because that had happened before you had asked something but later it came out all wrong.

"No," you said sheepishly.

"Okay," he said and put the phone away, giving your order to the frightened cashier.

Half an hour later he got the pizza and started going home. When he came in, you were already waiting for him on the couch. Chirping a quick 'thanks' you opened the box and inhaled sweet and spicy smell. The little tears started swelling up in your eyes and Kidd looked at you concernedly.

"Is something wrong? That is the right order, right?" He was a bit worried, you were his previous princess and he would've done anything to make you happy. Now seeing you there and crying made his heart almost break into two.

"No-o" you sniffed, "it's really perfect." He hugged you to cheer you up.

"What is wrong then?"

"I think I want ice cream instead......"