One Piece Oneshots

Marco X Reader X Ace

GreenR: sorry I haven't been updating much, but we had a spring break and I went on a vacation to Lanzarote, and we had quite bad Wifi there. Plus, I was pretty busy all the time.

But now the vacation is over and I'm ready to get down to business again.

Law: yeah, and I've been really bored recently since I have only read that dumbass' stories *points at Greenie* so if you guys have any new books or something, send me a link so I could check them out.

GreenR: well that's unusually nice for you. Do you have a fever? *touches his forehead* or are you just actually bored?

Bepo: of course he is bored. He read through half of the books on your phone while you were on a vacation. Because he got a sunburn on the first day at the beach.

GreenR: *rolls her eyes* genius. Anyways, sorry for the long note and I hope you'll like the story. It came out a bit longer than I originally planned.

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You stood on the railing of the Moby Dick, staring down at the endless sea. Finally your pain was going to end. Finally you could get out of that misery that had followed you for days.

It was so simple. You took a tiniest step forward and fell downwards. Your body hit the cool water and you sunk under it.

"Hey Y/N," you heard someone yelling and swam to the surface. Ace and Marco again. Those two were like  a pair of fucking comedians.

"What is it?" You asked grumpily, splashing water over your drying face and gills. "You better have a dang good reason, I'm drying up here."

"Oh yeah, Thatch wanted to know if you could catch something for dinner," an annoyed hit of your rail sent your body up in the air so you could grab the railing and stay at his eye level. "That's no?" Ace gulped nervously when he saw your grumpy expression.

"That's a fucking no," you confirmed and hauled yourself up so you could sit. "I told him before that if he wants seafood he can use you guys. I'm a mermaid. I swim. I don't catch helpless creatures in the sea."

"But wasn't there a legend about singing and drowning sailors?" Ace dumped some water on you.

"That's sirens, dumbass," you were grateful for the water but you hated it when you got confused with those heartless bastards. "I'm a nicer kind."

"Like in "The Little Mermaid"?" You sighed at his happy face. He should never have seen that movie, it gave him very wrong ideas about seashells.

"No. And if you ever try to glue oysters on my boobs again, I'll let Marco kick your ass," you divef over the railing and into water again, letting the water soften your scales and skin that had been hurting because of the overly hot weather.

"Why me?" Marco finally raised his head from the paper he had been reading and  looked at you.

"Because," you shruged and swem few rounds on your back. "Plus you know you wouldn't mind. Now help me up," you jumped and raised your arms so they could help you up. For few moments you wobbled on your long tail before it changed beck to your legs which were covered with wet scarf tied arounf your hips.

"Much better," you shook your head and boys cringed when salty water hit them. "Uh, sorry," you said, not really sorry.

"What ya do when we get to port?" Ace asked while you walked to dinner. You thought for a moment but you relly didn't get any special ideas.

"Dunno," you shrugged and plopped down by the table, grimacing when you saw fish and pushed it away from you. "What? Ya have any ideas?" You picked few bite-sized pieces from lettuce and nipped on them.