One Piece Oneshots

Corazon X Famous Youtuber! Reader

GreenR: autumn break autumn break autumn break

Law: actually, the break doesn't start until Monday, now is just an usual weekend.

GreenR:...........you enjoy it, doncha?

Law: enjoy what?

GreenR: being nosy and picking on every last word that I say.

Law: actually do.

GreenR:......... have a cookie

Ten minutes later

Nami: Green-chan, where is Traffy?

GreenR: dunno

Vegapunk: have you seen the new poison I invented? I think I left it somewhere.

GreenR: .....no? *runs away to Mexico*

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You stopped in front of the mirror before leaving the house and adjusted your thick brown wig, that covered your H/C hair and also most of your face. Adding another layer or orangeish lipstick you made sure that no one would recognise you.

Ever since your youtube channel had taken off few months ago, you had had repeatative cases of stalking, and people also recognised you more. Usually you were okay with it, but sometimes, like today, you wanted to walk around like an usual, unknown person.

You headed for the small coffee shop on the other side of the down, maybe no one you know will be there. But everyone you knew already thought you were a weirdo so that doesn't change anything, you pushed fake strawy bangs off your glasses and entered the shop.

It was one of those lovely vintage places, with cloth roofs and cheesecakes that are to die for. You sat down in one of the quiet corners and waited for someone to take your order, dreamingly staring out of the window. A hand appeared and tapped on the table to catch your attention.

"Sorry miss, can I take your order now?" You stared up at the grinning face of a ravishing blonde. You blushed a bit for spacing out and smiled.

"Just (order whatever you want. I don't know what you like. But I'm just suggesting, banana cake and strawberry coffee are delicious around there), please," he wrote everything down and left.

"Hey is that-" you heard a teenage girl whispering to her friend until she was nudged quiet,

"No way, Y/N-sama's hair isn't like that," thank you, whoever you are, you sent a prayer to the person who had invented wigs.

"But maybe she's undercover," and that was a breaking point. You jumped up to leave and right into the waiter, your drink and food ruining the white jeans and Pokémon T-shirt you so treasured. You fell down from the impact and the wig slipped off.

"See I told you it was her," girls whispered again and you annoyedly waved off the waitress who had come to apologise for her klutzy co-worker.

"No I'm really alright," you assured her for the thousandth time, "and it was my fault anyways,"

"Hey do you think maybe she's here undercover to meet her secret boyfriend?" The girls scanned area for the possible candidates when their eyes stopped at the blond waiter who was holding your arm to help you to the backroom, so you could change.

"I bet it's him, she came here to see him. Look at how good they look together, it's sure now," you rolled your eyes and went the backroom.

"Really, I'm so so sorry, I should've looked where I was going," the man apologised whole time.