One Piece Oneshots

Modern! Kidd x Reader

GreenR:*cries in a corner*

Law: *comes in the room, eating last lemon ice cream* what is it now?

GreenR: have a little heart you bastard!! And gimme that ice cream!! *starts munching on it*

Law:*sighs* okay, what happened that made you cry and publish two stories in a one day?

GreenR: I-I read through all my comments today! To see if I've missed any requests! Nad they we're just so-so *cries again*

Law: mean? Angry? Disappointing?

GreenR: NICE! I really don't deserve so amazing readerssssssss!!!

Law: *pats her head* there there. Calm down now, you don't wanna disappoint them and show them what a loser you really are, right?

GreenR: *nods slowly* and Law?

Law: what is it?

GreenR: you're a shitty counselor, I feel bad for any living human being that has to interact with you. And I'm thinking of getting Zoro to do your job here.

Law: first, you're not the one to talk. And second, you can't get Zoro, because he's your-mmmmmpppphhhhh *gets hit by a random flying chainsaw*

GreenR: you needn't say no more! Please go read the story! And I really meant it, I love all of you and you're amazing! Never forget it!

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You groaned lowly and stretched, shifting sleepily in bed. Unwillingly opening one eye you peeked around and smiled relaxedly when you noticed familiar ketchup-head.

You nuzzled closer to him and were already ready to close your eyes and go back to sleep, when your gaze landed on the alarm clock besides the bed.

"Holy cow!" You yelled and fell off the bed, grabbing the clock and bringing it closer to your face ,"8 o'clock already?!" You whined and bolted up, racing to the bathroom.

"What s'it?" Kidd mumbled sleepily and turned in bed so he faced the door and could see you.

"Imf laffe," you grunted, toothbrush hanging from your mouth.

"Ugh...what?" He sat up and leaned on his elbows while you spat out the toothpaste and tried to comb your hair.

"I'm really late! Nami will skin me alive," you cried and dug in the closet. "Have you seen my pink dress somewhere? I left it here last time," You picked up a piece of clothing and tossed it aside.

"You mean the one with red-"

"No, not the polka dotted one, you ripped it last week, remember?"

"Oh right...." he sighed dreamily. You hit his arm jokingly and went back to searching. "Ugh, bring the rest of your stuff over here already and lets just live together," you stared at him for a moment with big eyes. He was looking at you with that half-mocking evil grin he usually wore. Then it hit you.

"Jerk!" You yelled and threw a stiletto at him. Fortunately he catched it before the heel got stuck in his face."I was fooled for a moment! Grrrr, I hate April's Fools!" You grabbed random clothes from the floor and stormed out of the room, Kid still holding your shoe and looking at you dumbly.

"Wait....what's April's Fools....?"

Timeskip to work

You sighed gravely and leaned your head on your arms on the counter while looking out the big window. Some clients were looking around in the shop, but no one dared to come closer to cashier so sulky. Suddenly something hit the back of your head with a slap, and you spun around, just to see your boss.

"What do you think you're doing?" Nami scolded angrily, "you're scaring all the customers away,''

"Uh-uh," you nodded and tried to smile.

"No, stop that too. Before was better, now you look like you're planning a murder," she scrunched her nose in utter distaste.

"You can tell?" You frowned.

"Wait, you really were-? Who is it this time?" She put her papers down the counter and sat next to you.

"That assbutt Kidd," yoi cursed angrily, "he totally fooled me with that stupid joke of his,"

"Right, it's April's Fools," she tapped her chin thoughtfully, "what was the joke then?"

"I couldn't find my things in the morning, and then he just went and said that I should move to his place," you rolled your eyes at the bad joke.

"Oh hon, I don't think he was joking," Nami started laughing, "he was probably dead serious, and didn't even know what day it is,"

"You think so?" You asked hopefully, that would give the things the whole new beat.

"Sure, just ask him,"

"......I can't," you moaned depressively, "I threw I shoe at him on the morning,"

Nami coughed on laughter and then got up, patting you on the shoulder.

"Then you just gotta make it up to him."

"Make up make up, easy to say," you groaned and leaned back to the counter and your dark thoughts.

Time skip to the end of the work

You locked the front door of the shop and moved to the back to put on security alarms. All the while you were thinking about what Nami had said. Sure, to say that you should make up with Kidd was easy, but to actually do it.....

And you had been too harsh on him on the morning, even if he had meant it as a joke...you thougth as you also closed the back door and leaned on the hard metal for a moment.

"Dang, he's probably angry by now...." you mumbled under your nose.

"Who's angry?" A gruff voice said behind you, making you jump up in fear and screech. "Ow, be a little quieter," Kidd whined at your scream.

"Oh, that's just you," you sighed relievedly.

"Whaddaya mean, 'just you'?" Kidd mocked, "I hoped at least some enthusiasm after coming all that way to walk you home,"

"Yeah, right," you fidgeted nervously, "does that mean you're not angry?"

"Why should I be?" You walked towards his house and he held your hand, making you feel protected and happy.

"Y'know, in the morning....the shoe and yelling....." you were ashamed of that stupid burst, "I know I would be angry,"

"Yeah. I was, at the start, but Nami sorta called me and explained what happened with you," you had never ever been so grateful to someone in your whole life as you were to Nami now.

"Errr....that means you were serious, right?" He coughed little nervously and you could see him blushing a little in the light of a street lantern.

"Yeah, sorta. B-but you don't have to if you don't wanna,"

"No I'd actually like that," he turned to you on a whip.

''Seriously!?"

"No that was a joke. Yes, of course I am serious," you rolled your eyes at his stupid enthusiasm.