One Piece Oneshots

Penguin x Reader

GreenR: yo guys! As you can see, it is finally Penguin's time to shine-

Penguin: *grumpily* finally

GreenR:because really, he didn't leave me alone. All day and night was "I want a hot girlfriend too~~ come on Revoooo~~~~"

Penguin: *blushing* I didn't do so!!

GreenR: sure you did. But anyways, if you finish, tell me wether you want second part for that too or not because that would be cool.

Anyways, we have a question too today.

Q: This is for Law-ya. Is there something you are afraid of?

Law: no way reader-ya. I'm not afraid of-

GreenR: *munches her cookies and watches "Doctor Who"* yes there is.

Law: what then?

GreenR: *puts the cookies down and creeps closer to Law and hugs him* soo waaarm and cuuuteee

Law:0/////0 wait G-green-ya? W-what are you doing?

GreenR: *keeps cuddling and Law almost faints* see? That's it. You act like a total ladies man but inside you're afraid.

Law: 0///0 s-shut up!!! *stomps away*

GreenR: *sighing* guys. You have to be a fricking scientist to understand them. Anyways, that was your answer. Byeee *munches cookies again*

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You tapped your fingers nervously against the counter and cursed mentally. How the Hell had your best friend, Shachi, gotten you to agree with him to choose you a new pet.

You had had a nice cozy polar bear named Bepo few years ago but since he kinda grew bigger you had to give him to the zoo. And now Shachi had decided that you, super socially awkward and lone wolf Y/N L/N, need a new companion.

So he had dragged you to the animal shelter and was deciding what animal you should get. You just hoped he wouldn't choose a cat. They were too selfish and unloyal for you to like.

"I found it!" Shachi screeched happily from the back of the room and soon appeared with little....wtf was that a penguin?!

"Shachi?"

"Yeeeesss?"

"It's a penguin."

"I know. Cute, right?" Your friend squealed happily.

"That's not the point. Where the Hell did you find a penguin in here?!"

"It just was there,"Shachi faked being hurt and you gave up. Despite being your age, sometimes that guy could be so childish. Oh well, you knew better than arguing with him so you just took the penguin home,  you really had to admit it was cute but that really wasn't the point.

Since you had had a polar bear before you had built a huge freezer into your house with snow amd stuff where that kind of animals could live. You definitely didn't look like it, but you really loved animals.

You took your new friend to the freezer and gigglef happily when you saw the little bird messing in the snow. You petted it's delicate head.

"You're quite funny fella, aren't ya? Well, that's good 'cause I'm not and at least one of us should know how to laugh."

You sighed and walked out of the door to get the little guy some yummy fish. Because of that you didn't hear deep male voice whisper.

"Don't worry. I know and I will teach you too."

Two years later

"Little one!? Where are you?!" You shouted and walked around in the freezer, looking for your penguin. It had been two years since Shachi had made you keep that little one and you, had to admit; it had only done good to you.

You smiled more, laughed more. You even went out to dates with almost normal guys but that didn't go so well. Every time you had a date, Little One did something so most of the time you had to rearrange dates or just not go to anywhere. It almost seemed like the penguin was jealous or something.

"Little one?!!" You started to grow impatient and walked to pile of snow where he usually slept and picked him up.

"Are you alright?" You hummed and tried his temperature with the back of your hand. That seemed normal.

"So you're just being sleepy," yoi hugged him and he woke up, nuzzling his little head against your neck. It was really tickly.

"Hahaaa~ stop it little one, it's tickling~~~" you laughed. Penguin pulled it's head up and looked at you with waiting eyes so you patted him again.

"Yeayea I know. The anniversary. Hmh, sometimes I thinknyou remembervit better than I do,"you pulled out some chocolate and fish, sitting down. The fish was for Little One while you ate chocolate. It was your little habit. Every month on the date he had came to your house you had your own little celebration and- here it comes!

Little penguin jumped on your lap, trying to grab your chocolate. He did it every time so you know what to expect. Finally you catched him and pulled him closer to hug.

"Sorry buddy, I love you but that doesn't mean you can have the chocolate," at the final words you kissed penguin's forehead and placed him down.

Suddenly, he was wrapped into sparkling dust and when it disappeared-wow. There sat a guy in white jeans and T-shirt with printed smiley face on it, his penguin head-shaped hat covered most of his face but you still could see that he was kinda cute.

But that wasn't the matter!

"H-how the H-hell did you......" your voice trailed down and you backed away from him.

"A curse. From the evil wizard Doflamingo. To be penguin until someone kisses me," his voice was calm but you could see he was nervous too.

"Uh-uh. So you expect me to believe that some flamingo-"

"Doflamingo."

"Sorry, Doflamingo, cursed you and you were just now....changed back,"you started to panic a little. In a normal world that doesn't happen that penguins turn into guys or other way around and there definitely aren't any witches.

"Not just changed, you did it. You kissed me," he blushed a little at the memory.

"Oookay....so what's now? What are you gonna do?"

"First I'm gonna go and kick Sahchi's ass and then-"

"Waitwaitwait! You know Shachi?"

"Sure, he was my friend before the curse and he was also the one who helped me here and stuff," he didn't seem so eager to share what that 'stuff' was so you didn't push it.

"Okay. What's your name anyways?" You realised that you didn't even know it. The guy turned little red and stuttered something you didn't quite catch.

"What was that?"

"My name's Penguin," the guy mumbled again and looked away, still glancing at you to see if you would laugh. Honestly, you wanted but just couldn't. Human or not he was still your little cutie and you couldn't laugh over him.

"Cool name. So you're the guy Shachi wanted me to meet that night."

"Yeah, but I got cursed. Wanna go and tell him?"

"'Kay~" you got up and walked out of the freezer, mind filled with hundred thousand ways to pay back to Shachi.

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