One Piece Oneshots

Chibling: 3

GreenR: Okay, time for my favourite guy to step up!

Law: but I already did...

Reader-chan: I think she's not talking about you.

Law: but.....

GreenR: no butts here!! Geheehe!

Law:that was stupid.

GreenR: but I am feeling childish and stupid today! My friend promised we would go to see Suicide Squad this Fryday, so I'm super happy! I just love Joker!

Law: is it because he resembles- gaaaaahhhhhh!!!! *ground opens beneath him and he falls into a dark cell*

GreenR: no! Now go and read already!

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

"Wait what?" Was Nami surprised, as she was pointing at the air. Nami's yelling and pointing didn't mean much to your future guardian, because he had already went and fallen asleep on the couch in the corner of the library.

Yes, by now you have probably guessed who he was. And Sanji had too. That's why he was quietly trying to sneak out of there, but before he could, one of Robin's hands sprouted out from the doorframe and grabbed his collar, making him stop.

"Put the child down," Nami demanded. Sanji eyed him disappointedly as if to say 'I can't believe you're trusting my precious Y/N to that idiotic marimo' and put you on the floor. You shivered a little from the cold and curled into a ball, still sleeping.

"Now step away from her," Sanji took a step back, and next thing he knew was the book flying at his face, "and now start the goddamn research, or I'll shave your eyebrows off!!"

That threat made Sanji and rest of the crew retreat to the pits of that library. Because they all knew the secret of Sanji's eyebrows (as do all readers who have read Oda-sensei's SBS corner).

Robin was the last one to stay, so she picked up little H/C haired girl from the floor, and placed her on the couch. The little one tangled herself immediately around big and warm marimo. Robin chuckled herself to that sight's cuteness (because you look like a damn angel as a kid) and went after others.

You two slept there for some time, but soon the shouts and yelling of the others got too loud for you, heavens know what they were doing there, and you sat up, rubbing your sleepy eyes.

'"Where am I?" You mumbled and climbed off the couch. Shivering from the freezing floor touching your feet, you padded few steps ahead. "Wow that's a big place....why do I sound like I got high on helium?" You suddenly realised.

"And...oh no," you stared down at your body. You were still wearing the same clothes as before, but now the T-shirts hem reached to your ankles. "Oh. No," you mumbled in utter horror when you glanced at your chest, "not. Possible. NOOOOOOO!!!!" You plopped down on the floor and felt tears bubbling in your eyes.

"Whastish?" Zoro mumbled from behind you and you turned around, eyes burning in anger.

"Who. Did. This. To. Me!?" You yelled at him, taking few raging steps ahead.

"Did what? You mean the chibi-look? Law's fault," he yawned and sat up. "What's wrong with it? You're okay kid, and they're already looking for help,"

"What's wrong?! That's what's wrong!" You pointed at your absolutely flat chest, "I pained through all puberty to get these babies, and now they're gone!"

"Jeesh, calm down," he yawned again, absolutely unintrested in your problem. "It's not that big problem," he got up and walked out of the library.

"Where ya goin'?" You ran after him, forgetting your current problem for a moment.

"Kitchen,"

"Why there? You're the lousiest cook I've ever seen. If you want food you should go to Sanji," you shrugged.

"Booze," you deadpanned at his answer.

"You can't just go to a person's home and start drinking their liquour," you scolded him.

"I lived here almost two years, so I'sd say it's okay," you got to the kitchen and with annoyingly easy move he got out sake bottle. Annoying, because the cupboard was almost two meters from the ground, impossibly high distance from your point of view.

He sat down at the table and looked at your angry face.

"What is it now?" He sighed.

"Icbansnsnsmns," you mumbled in light's speed.

"Didn't exactly catch that one,"

"I can't. Get to the chair. It's too high," your face turned red with embarrasement when he started laughing.

"okay wait a moment," Zoro picked you up from your collar and tossed to one of the chairs, "better?"

"A little," you admitted and got comfortable there. "Can I get something to drink too?" He got up from his place and went to fridge.

"Here," he threw you a carton of orange juice.

"Juice? I'm not a kid y'know!" You glared at him trying to muffle his laughter.

"Well, it's this or nothing, Nami's gonna kill us both when she sees you drunk," you huffed and started drinking.

"Just getting better and better,"

"Grumpy," noticed Usopp who stood at the door.

''Whadaya want 'Sopp?"

"Law said it should only take ten minutes more," he shrugged.

"Good!" You jumped off the chair and landed on the ground with a small 'oomph'. "I'll be going then!" You padded out of the kitchen and stopped in a middle of the hall.

"And where the fuck now!?" You and Zoro had walked there by very weird route, so you had absolutely no idea where to go.

So you started just walking some way, not really caring which way was right. You would get the right place anyways. Eventually.

Three hours later

"And how the heck did you get there?" Zoro growled at you. You were barely hanging on a tree branch, close to the rower window.

"Don't ask! Just help me off here!" You yelled back at him. Somehow your searches for the others had gotten you to the watchtower and you had thought that it would be marvelous idea to climb out a little, and look where you were.

That was where Zoro found you after getting his scolding from Nami. Well, found is a bit strong word. Accidentally ran into, would be more correct, altgough it's not exactly one word.

He leaned out of the window and reached his hand towards you, trying to grab you. Not the best plan, because you were about exactly half a meter away from him.

"Okay you have to jump," he tried to sound assuring, but we all know what happens when Zoro tries to sound encouraging, right? It puts the little danger light in your head blinking in full-time red.

"Are you crazy?! I'm not going to jump!"

"Then you have to stay out there," but while he was talking he had already climbed out of the window, and leaning on the branch, he grabbed your collar and tossed you to his back, where you clinged like a little coala baby.

Then came the tricky part, he had to get back inside. Swinging you to back and forth few times, you screeching into his ear all the time, he let go of the branch and the two of you fell inside the room.

"Well that was fun," you said breathlessly, but before you could tip into another mess, what you were obviously planning on doing, he stopped you and poured some purple liquid down your throat.

''Ewww! That was nasty!!" You coughed and bleghed, but after few moments you could see world getting smaller and yourself growing a little bigger.

"Yay! I'm back!" You cheered happily.

"Yeah, good for you," Zoro said dryly, "but one thing; if you're ever going to mess with Law's things again, I'm gonna kill you,"