One Piece Oneshots

Katakuri X Reader

GreenR: sorry I didn't publish anything before, but I was at England for a short holiday, and we had really crapoy WiFi at there.

Law: who cares. Did you bring me a gift?

GreenR: *sighs* cookies are next to bed. Don't get crumbs between sheets.

Law: don't worry. I'll eat them only on your side.

GreenR: anyways, I wanted to thank the person who requested this one. Katakuri may be bit OOC, since I don't know much about him. Yet. But it was real fun to write. Thanksies.

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Your legs ached and you winced a bit when you turned in the bed. Katakuri had already gotten out from between the sheets and was dressing up, but you were lucky. You didn't have 'super duper special secret meeting' to go to. Okay maybe he didn't say it exactly like this.

"Has anyone ever told you," you began your question, making him look at you. "That you dress like something between emo and hippie and punk?" He shot a grim look at you. You sighed and picked up the leather belt from next to the bed.

"I mean, seriously," you pointed at the skull-shaped buckle. "Seventies called and they want their stuff back."

"Give it to me," he reached his hand out but you shook your head.

"You know it - only for a kiss," you puckered your lips. When he leaned closer to kiss you, you flinged the belt over his neck and yanked it down so he staggered and crashed on the bed. With another movement you were sitting on top of him, grinning  wildly.

"I win," you stated and moved a bit for more comfortable seat. "What is my prize?"

"I won't let my family kill you since you've made me late for the meeting. Again," an uncharacteristic flash of sarcasm. Twice in two weeks already, maybe it was the end of the world? You reminded yourself to keep eye on the sky in case a huge piece of rock decided to drop from there.

"Fair enough," you retreated and let him stand up. "I would have settled for 'I love you' but being my knight in hippie armor is fine." Hah, who were you kidding. This man was never going to say those three words. Not to you at least. Maybe some day, when he got a respectable wife from a good family - scratch that, it would be arranged marriage. No love there.

Katakuri didn't bother to answer to your comment, it was just a joke you played every time he visited you. He know just as well as you did that even if he wanted -which he didn't, he stated mentally - he could not say those words. His family would be shocked at a 'working girl' like you.

"You got everything this time?" You pulled the blanket over your legs and leaned back against the pillows. "You forgot your scarf last time and just so you know, I'm keeping it," you flicked the new, feathery thing around his neck. "Although seeing this one, I might give the old scarf back. This makes all your enemies escape in fear."

You pulled the scarf over his mouth, in a  way you knew he liked to wear it. You could have sworn you almost saw him smile. First sarcasm and now a smile, yeah, world was  ending.

Actually, you had seen him smile once. When he wasn't in a hurry he sometimes stayed over longer, few times even for nights. And one time you had woken up in the middle of the night  seen him staring at the wall, eyes blank. He was smiling. You were envious of whoever it was he was thinking about that moment. There is no better feeling than to be loved by someone who hates everyone.

"That's not so bad," he mumbled and pulled self-consciously on the scarf.

"Okay,  I have seen worse on you," you admitted. "But that thing looks like a bird corpse without blood." He looked a bit offended, so to soften the blow about his fashion statement, you offered. "If you want a real scarf I can knit you one for Christmas," okay that was bad. Definitely overstepping your boundaries.