One Piece Oneshots

Chibling: 2

GreenR: *heart shaped eyes* I love that picture. He looks so cuuuuute.

Zoro: so you're saying that you sent Law out of the house because you wanted to look at his picture?

GreenR: 0////0 noooooo..... maybe. If I would tell him that he's cute, he wouldn't be able to be in the same room with his ego anymore.

Reader: and that would be so bad? Anyways, you haven't published anything over a week, what happened?!

GreenR: *still admiring Law* I was in the art camp. No wi-fi or anything all the time.

Anyways, go and read the story already, I tried really hard on that one.

And one thing more, can you people stop asking if you may or can request? I'm always saying that I want you to request, it makes my life lots of easier.

Okay, bye now

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"What?! No!" Law growled angrily as Nami pointed at him.

"You don't really get a say in it, because you're the reason she's that way," Nami cried out, "now be a man and accept the responsibility," Law sighed gravely as Sanji placed the small sleeping girl on his hands.

"And you'd better guard her well or....." he gave sulky surgeon an evil look as he stomped away.

"Tch," he just turned around and walked away, deciding to find another room, or maybe even a lab while he had to guard the little troublemaker. While looking down at the kid he had to admit, even as a toddler Y/N was cute. The plump round face and cropped messy H/C hair, that would probably be how her kids would look in the future....

He shook himself out of these thoughts when he almost walked into a wall and dropped the kid. Finally he got to the room which looked bit cleaner and more used, but behind it, he only found another small bedroomish place.

Shrugging it off he put the child on the bed and started sneaking out of the room. Sure the kid wasn't stupid, right? Shs could be alone for few hours.

"Trafo......" sleepy voice said behind him when he started to go out to finally find the lab now. "Did the world grow bigger while I was out?"

Law felt cold sweat gathering on his brow and he turned around very slowly. You were just sitting there, looking innocent like an angel.

"W-why do you think that?" By the way, I think now is the perfect time to mention that you were pretty much the most violent person he had ever met. Just saying.

"I don't know, it just seems so," you hopped of the bed and tipped to him. You barely reached to his knees now. You looked up to him, hands crossed.

"What?" He asked protectively.

"Lets do a deal; you tell me what happened and in exchange...." you thought deeply for a moment, "I won't beat you up,"

He stared at you for a moment and then started laughing so hard he almost fell over.

"What is it?!" You got angry.

"Just.....you look like a tiny..... I don't know......unicorn bunny..... and you go around threatening......" he couldn't talk anymore and just laughed. You puffed your cheeks in annoyance and kicked him. Since you were so tiny you only reached his leg but that still hurt.

He fell over, still laughing like a maniac, while you kept hitting him.

"What happened!? Why the fuck am I so tiny!?" You shouted angrily, "and why do I feel depressing urge to eat at least three kilos of candies!?"