One Piece Oneshots

Law X Reader

GreenR: haha. As you noticed, Halloween is over, and that can only mean one thing...*clears her throat* RUDOLF THE RED-NOSED REINDEER~🎵🎵🎵🎵

Law: NO! It's November! No Christmassy stuff!

GreenR: asshat, in the name of Christmas spirit I command you to fuck off *gets and aura of rainbows and severed heads around her* no messing with Christmas!

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"Must we really do that?" You whined to Nami who was holding small jar filled with rolled up papers in front of you. You grabbed one of them but still kept whining, "that secret-Santa thing is for middle schoolers,"

"Just because you're not into Christmas spirit doesn't mean you can ruin others' mood," she flicked your nose and strolled off to harass rest of your friends who were currently at home.

"Whom did you get, Y/N-ya?" You almost jumpef in surprise at the sudden voice. Shrugging, you stuffed the paper into your pocket.

"I can't tell ya, it's a secret, who did ya get?"

"Straw Hat-ya," you grinned at his face that said 'I'm so done with this game' to mile away.

"Oh that's easy, just give him food and he's happy," then your eyes landed on your watch and you let out a small scream, "I'm late I'm late I'm late," you shot and speeded out of the room and upstairs, changing your clothes to your work uniform and then outside, yelling few 'goodbyes' on the row.

Wibbly wobbly timey wimey skippie

You yawned loudly as you got back home. The door was locked so you knew that everybody else must be out. Yoi went straight to your room and fell on the bed, closing your hurting eyes. When you opened them again a bit, your eyes landed on the jeans you were wearing earlier and you pulled them closer, fishing the note out.

The small paper roll was all rumpled up, but you could still make out words 'Trafalgar Law'.

"Geh, bad luck," you yawned and tossed the note on your nightstand, "what am I gonna get him for Christmas?" You thought a little about different things you could give him, but none of them seemed good enough, so you left it at some place and fell asleep.

The next day was your free day and you went to the new bookshop that had only recently been opened at the mall. Wandering around there you remembered about the present you were supposed to get him, and you only had two days left.

"He reads a lot, right?" You muttered and slided your thumb over the papery backs of fresh books, "but what kind of stuff?" That was true, he always carried some sort of book around with him, but they were always some sort of medical reports or at best case about anatomy or biology.

"Gotta ditch that idea," sighing, you went to check out some other shops, but not finding anything good for him. Although you did find a new dress for yourself, a fabulous F/C thing that had three quarter sleeves and a heart-shaped neckline. And it also was so long it reached your knees, so you would be able to wear it on the Christmas party.

Feeling a little bad that yoi hadn't gotten him a present you went home and decided to do some serious thinking on it, but after a while you decided to give up and went downstairs to get something to eat.

"Yo Robin," you smiled at the woman whose ten pairs of hands were currently busy making dinner for everybody, since Sanji had a daaateee~~~

"Y/N," she greeted you and you sat down behind the counter, smelling all those wonderful dishes around you.

"Can I ask for your help?" You suddenly asked.

"Sure, what is it?" She smiled motherly and sat down next to you to listen.

"The secret Santa thing,"

"Oh. Whom did you get?"

"Law," you sighed disappointedly when even she couldn't give you any good advice. And you can't just go and give him some plain chocolates, right? Sadly, it seemed exactly what you were going to do.

Holly jolly Christmas Eve

You put on the new dress and sent a sad look at the prettily wrapped candies on your table. Finally you took them with you and went downstairs where people were gathering for Nami's big party she threw every year.

The place had already been decorated and at the corner of the huge living room stood a beautiful Christmas tree, covered in all sorts of sparkling and shining things.

"Pretty..." you said dreamily although you had helped to decorate it yesterday under the watchful eye of Nami the Slavedriver.

"You sure are," Law grinned at you from the doorframe he was leaning on. You blushed a bit at the compliment and stuck your nose in the air.

"I meant the tree,"

"Oh that? Didn't even notice," he noticed the package you were holding and rose an eyebrow curiously, "so? Can you tell me now whom did you get?"

"You, sorry," you held the present out, "I wasn't really sure what you'd want for Christmas so it's just sweets,"

"What I want for Christmas.....?" He said on a wondering tone, grabbing your hand and pulling you next to him, "easy. I want you," you jaw fell open when yoi noticed you were standing really really close to him. Under a mistletoe.

Do I have to continue or will you use your own fantasy?

Okay, I'll be a good person and write a little more.

He leaned down at your small frame and pressed his lips on yours. Holy satan! Your brain died for a second when one of his hands slided behind your neck and tilted your head upwards, his fingers tangled in your hair.

"Hey Y/N, I got you a present-" Usopp yelled as he walked into the room.

And then he walked out again.

Really fast.

With your present.