One Piece Oneshots

Chibling: 1

GreenR: *looks at the stuff she wrote* baaaaaaddddd......

Law: whaddaya mean?

GreenR: there just are some characters..... who are so hard to write!!!

Law: *sighs* you're talking about him, right?

GreenR: yap....

Reader-chan: *smacks them both across the heads* stop that damn depression talk already!!! Idiots!!

GreenR: *holds her head* but reader-chan......

Reader-chan: no! Now shut up and let me read!

GreenR: yes ma'am! *salutes*

Law: haha! She got you good, didn't she!? *pats Greenies head*

Reader-chan: you too!!

Law: *walks away* I wasn't even talking that much.....

GreenR: but you were damn loud!!

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"WHAT!!!???" Sanji's face grimaced angrily into a frown as he saw Nami pointing at their captain. Who was currently picking on his nose and looking even immaturer (did I write it correctly? Oh boy, I hope I did) than before. If that's even possible. Which I seriously doubt. No offense.

"We can't leave him to guard my little precious-"

"Careful, you're starting to sound weirder than before," Zoro bit into Sanji's rambling.

"That's not weird if I'm worried!" Sanji clutched little girl closer, his brows furrowed in worry.

"Hey! Luffy's the only one who can do it, so have a little faith," Chopper had finally understood Nami's plan. Luffy was actually just the only one who wasn't able to concentrate on books for more than five minutes, so he would've been absolutely useless while looking for the cure. And he would've just bothered others.

"Yeah, sure, I can do it," Luffy said, grinning. He took the child from resisting Sanji, who finally had to give up and go do the research with others.

Since he had no idea what to do with the child, he just put her on the floor and sat down next to her. It only took about two minutes before he got bored and started poking girl's cheek softly.

"Oi! Wake uuuuuuuuupppppp," Luffy whined and pulled her ear. The child frowned and her eyelids started moving, until they fluttered back and uncovered a pair of sleepy E/C eyes.

"Gaaaaaaaajjjjjjjhhhhhhhhh!!!!" She let out inhumanly noise as she saw someone leaning over her and scrambled back.

"Luffy!?" A voice yelled from library, "it would better have not been Y/N-chan screaming or I promise I will skin you alive!"

"No it's alright!" Luffy shouted back while covering child's moth with his hand to stop her from screaming. He let out a small yelp and dropped the child when she bit his hand. When she was on the floor she started running towards the doors and was out soon, Luffy following her.

"Oi! Come back here!" Child just ducked under one of the cupboards in the hall and layed there, terrified.

''Y/N! Are you here?!" Luffy stopped running and looked around. The child pressed her palm against her mouth to muffle the ragged breaths. The steps stopped in front of cupboard and her heartbeat almost stopped. "Y/N?" Luffy leaned down and looked at the kid.

"S-stay away!" The kid stutyered and tried to back away.

"Y/N it's me, see?" The child shook her head.