One Piece Oneshots

Coby X Reader

GreenR: yeah.....I sorta know I promised to do the chibling stuff.... but then I saw the Coby request.....and I felt I had left him out.....sorry....

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

That was one of these weird habits Coby had picked up from his past training. Every day, at least for an hour, he went out of his way and meditated.

Since you were his assistant - yes, Marine admirals have assistants, to keep track of their daily meetings - it pissed you off a little bit. A little bit. Without the 'little' part.

How dare he ran away from his responsibilities like that?! You thought angrily as you glared at him sitting cross-legged in the training room.

One thing you had to admit, his habit was annoying, but he still looked great sitting there shirtless and realaxed. Damn, that body! You could very easily see why half female population of the Marines and the island were after him.

You sighed and straightened in a moment. At least he wasn't so terribly eccentric like some of the Marines you had heard of, so you didn't exactly have rights to whine.

Pushing up your glasses and gripping the meetings tablet tightly, you stepped out of the shadows and coughed to let him now of your presence.

''Sir? Sorry to interrupt, but you have extremely pressing matters at hand." He didn't move a damn inch! He didn't even open an eye or something! You gritted your teeth angrily and tried again, "sir? Could you please come now? It's a quite-"

"Can you please be quieter?" That stupid even had guts to tell you to be quiet?! Your inner you (something like Sakura Haruno had) was already roaring in anger, but you kept it inside and just nodded at him.

"Very well then," and threw the tablet at his head. It hit it's mark with a thud! And then fell on the floor. Coby rubbed the hurt spot on his forehead and looked at you storming away.

"What the hell was she so pissed at....?" He mumbled and picked the tablet up, lookkng at its contents. "Oh crap, what time is it?!" He ran out of the training hall and managed to get to his office exactly the same time as you. He ran around in there like a madman, looking for some decent clothes.

"Why didn't you tell me Garp was coming?" He panted out and pulled on shirt you tossed him.

"All due respect sir, I did, and many times," he brushed his hair back with hand and stood for a moment.

"Doesn't matter, is it okay?" He motioned at his looks. You sighed again and went up to him to get the buttons right. No matter how mature or hardworking he was, he still got nervous like a little kid when Garp came, and wanted to look his best.

"Okay, all done," you brushed the collar straight and stepped back, handing him his glasses.

"Yes, those too. So, what is the meaning of today's appointment?" He took the papers from you and sat down at the table.

Timeskip, because I can't write about Garp, don't ask reasons. And since I'm lazy, timeskip goes to the next day.

"Sir?" You were annoyed again. Since he was almost late yesterday, you had thought that he learnt something. But no, there he was again. Meditating.

Tired of that crap, you went up to him and tapped his shoulder.

''Sir?"

"What is it again?" He sounded exasperated. Another look to the timetable told you that there was actually no hurry, so you sat down next to him, and went to sorting the paper pile.