One Piece Oneshots

Doflamingo X Reader

GreenR: heee~~~

Law: why so happy?

GreenR: I just really liked writing that. So much funnnnn~~~~

Doflamingo: fufufufu~ does that mean I have a chance with- *gets hit with Bepo*

Law: NO!!!

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You took in the fighting stance, one hand behind you, other slightly forward, fiddling your fingers a bit to make rapier sit in the palm better. You opponent, a trainee of the army, was already armed with zweihander since both of you got to choose your weapons. You actually felt bad for him when he plunged forward, incredibly clumsy with his far-too-long sword. You dodged his hit and with few quick stings he was laying on the floor, holding his bleeding thigh.

You scrunched your nose in distasts of blood, and went to help him to the bench, calling the medic to tend the wound. The man gritted his teeth but still managed to smile.

"That's a real pain, eh? Getting beaten by a mere girl,"

"Pain?" you said emotionlessly, you may have helped him but that made you no friend of his, "if you wish to feel real pain, try to wear a corset," you walked out of the training hall after you had thanked him for sparring with you.

After leaving the room you breathed out tiredly and let your good form loosen a bit.

"Never thought I'd see the day," you heard a creepily smiley voice from one of the alcoves and turned quickly, just to see Doffy sitting there happily, "to be honest I always thought someone stuck one of your beloved swords up your ass." You blushed a bit but composed yourself quickly, as  worthy of a princess.

"I don't know what you speak of and I would like you to dispose of such vulgar way of speech when were coversing,"

"Has anyone ever told you you look cute while smiling?" Before you even managed to blush he continued, "probably not since you never smile. Oh well, just wondering,"

"Just because I act proper to my position does not make me-"

"Little stuck up and prissy princess? Was that what you were going to say?" You gasped angrily and to mask it you fished a golden pocket watch from your vestpocket, checking it quickly.

"I beg your pardon but I must be on my way," in your head you thought up quite a few things to say to him instead of asking pardon, but you dissed them. Nodding him slightly you hurried off to your bedchambers and started taking off the training costume, sending one of your chambermaids to get you a dress for dinner.

"Why did we have to come here?" You moaned when you plopped down to bath, scrubbing yourself throughly, "papa doesn't even need an alliance with Dressrosa," you leaned your head against the cold ceramic of the bathtub and closed your eyes for a moment.

"For Diana's sake, don't sleep in bath, you'll catch a cold," you opened your eyes a bit to see your old nanny and caretaker Alice standing on the entrance of the bathroom. She grabbed few fluffy pink towels, wrapping one around your long H/C hair and drying you off with other, "really, brains of a genius and still you can't think of your own safety," she muttered, "are you feeling well? Heaven knows these Southern countries are far too warm and sunny,"

"I'm fine," you laughed at her mumbling, "and I like sun, we have far too little of summer around North,"

"Oh well," she touched your forehead for temperature but seemed to calm and then hurried around again, rushing you to get dressed, "you must look even more beautiful tonight, if you want your father's plan to succeed,"