One Piece Oneshots

Penguin X Reader

GreenR: Law?

Law: what is it now? *isn't really annoyed but acts that way because he thinks it's cool. What a dork*

GreenR: did you know, that if penguin finds a mate, it's for a life?

Law:I know where that goes....

GreenR: so, will you be my penguin? *intense puppy eyes*

Law: we are married you doofus!

GreenR: *teary* is that a no?

Sanji: *pops out from nowhere* I can be your penguin Revo-chan!!!

Law: *growls* no. Mine.

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You laughed and leaned a bit forward, smiling at one of the men flirting with you. Meanwhile your hands mixed unconsciously another coctail for the client.

"Okay, so you're saying get any girl in this room?" You questioned the guy's bragging. "I don't really believe it,"

"I can do it or my name's not...wait, what was my name again?" Ginger looked at you very confusedly.

"Three drinks ago it was Shachi something, I think," you shrugged and unnoticeably snatched the drink from in front of him. The poor guy had already had enough. You dealt with few other clients, but turned back to him when you heard a yell of happiness.

"Hey Sophia, look, my buddy came!" Shachi shouted happily and hugged the waist of a guy next to him, who was trying to push him away.

"Oh, good for you. You going home now?"

"Dunno. If you want me to stay though....." he tried to wink at you but ended up just blinking really dumbly which made you laugh.

"No," the other guy interrupted and you finally tried to make out his face from under a really cute penguin-shaped hat that covered half of his head. "We're going hom. Sorry, but he has already had enough, Sophia, was it?"

"Y/N, actually, but I agree with you about taking him home," Shachi bawled angrily about not wanting to sleep and then fell asleep on the counter.

"Oh no you don't," guy tried to wake him up but it was greeted by only snores. He finally gave up and sat down.

"If you want to wait until he gets sober, you'll be waiting here long," you warned him, "he had almost whole bottle,"

"Darn that shithead," man cursed but then looked up, realising wherw he was, "uh, sorry,"

"apology accepted. So, are you two like...?" You linked your pinkies and made a kissing noise.

"Eww, no," man made a disgusted face, "he's dating my sister and she kicked him out after a fight."

"Oh, sorry. What's your name by the way?"

"Penguin,"

"Oh, cool," you slided another coctail in front of a client and cleaned off after few who left. "Can you tell me what time it is?"

"Uh, one," he checked his watch and you leaned back to turn the music down.

"Okay, you may wanna close your ears now," you warned him and then yelled loudly: "ALRIGHT BABES! CLOSING TIME! GET YO ASSES OUT OF HERE!" when you finished the bar started slowly emptying. What surprised you most was how Shachi slept through it all.

"Can we stay for half an hour more?" Penguin asked sadly, still surprised how someone so tiny could make such a loud noise.

"Go ahead, I need to clean up anyways," you kicked your high heels off, becoming about five inches shorter in a moment, as you went to grab  the vaccuum cleaner. Those dudes were total pigs.

"Want some help?"

"No, just sit tight, I'll be done in five minutes," ignoring you he started stacking the chairs and soon the bar looke like new. "Thanks. Although I didn't ask for help,"

"You're welcome anyways,"

"Pleasshhhheee come back shweet cake....." Shachi mumbled and hugged your purse. You both looked at him for a second and then at eachother, bursting in laughter.

"Does he always...?" You couldn't finish the sentence.

"Yeah, he's a food hog. I found him once cuddling a toaster,"

"Really?"

"Yeah, he got an electric shock," you almost doubled over in laughter when you imagined a grown ass man cuddling a toaster. That was a good picture. "But don't tell him I told you, he'll be angry,"

"Oh and I surely wouldn't like to see that cutiepie angry," you made a babyvoice and grabbed a waterbottle from the counter. "Okay, I'm sorry but you gotta get going now. I really wanna hit the bunk now so..." you gave the snoring man a long look. "Well, actually, if you promise to look after him, I have a couch in the back you can use. But only this time,"

"Sure," you helped him to heave the drunk man to the messy backroom, hitting piles of junk off the couch before laying him down on it. You got a little raggy blanket from floor and covered him with it.

"I can give you a blanket too, but you have to sleep on the floor," ypu handed him some bunny-shaped pillows and a neon pink blanket, laughing whem he crunched his nose at them a bit. "Okay so here's the thing: I have to lock the doors for night, but I won't put alarm on, since here's nothing you'd like to steal anyways, and you don't seem like a thief. I'm upstairs, if you wake me before nine, I won't give you coffee, and tell me before you leave, okay?" He nodded and you clicked the lights off before abbing your high heels and going upstairs to fall into your comfy and lovely bed.

The next morning you woke to someone trying to knock your door down, and got very grumpily out, yanking the door open. Penguin stood there with an awkward smile and handed you coffee.

"Nicely played," you raised an eyebrow, "bringing me offerings so wouldn't skin you,"

"Actually you promised to do that only if I woke you before nine, it's almost eleven now," you pulled blanket closer to your body, somehow very conscious of the fact that you were wearing only a t-shirt and short shorts.

"True that, and I wouldn't attack you anyways. Too cute. Is Shachi awake?" You made your way to the kitchen, past Penguin who was little flustered at your compliment.

"Yeah. No. Pretty much."

"I guess that it means he is still napping somewhere," you guessed and groaned annoyedly, "it's like I had threesome last night and now have to care for you. But the worst thing is that there was no sex. I'm gonna get a shower," you marched out, still munching on a piece of toast you had found laying around.

"We can fix the sex part if you want," Penguin shouted after you before you closed the bathroom door, "but I think I'll pass the threesome one,"

"You don't know what you're missing out on!" you shouted back and giggled happily.