One Piece Oneshots

Sabo x Reader

GreenR: my brain feels like it has been lit on fire and I'd like to write the other shot right now on the same heat.  But my eyes also sting and my fingers hurt. So I probably can't.

Law: I've already told you a hundred times not to stay up so late. You're gonna be late tomorrow if you oversleep again.

GreenR: gee, thanks daddy *rolls her eyes*

Anyways, that Sabo one here is abit weird because I had a real good idea and then my brain chopped it up and now it's kinda like dog food.

Luffy: DOG!?

GreenR: outside, not here. Anyways, good reading and all the usual stuff. You rock.

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You tried the door of the apartment you shared with your childhood friend. The door was unlocked. Why so?

It wasn't like you lived in an area that was overflowing with crime, but still, it would be a common sense to lock the door when he went out and- oh nevermind. He was home.

You kicked your heels off and went to the living room. Just as you had thought, your roommate's brothers and few friends were lazing around the couch and TV, blowing some serious holes into your crisp supplies.

"Hey guys," you threw your bag on the floor and landed on the couch. The greeted you back and went back to the argument they were having. Something between Zoro and Sanji again. Honestly, those guys fought even more than they had back when they were children. Which is funny, because aren't people supposed to mature over the years. Well, not those two.

You stole some candy from Ace and laughed when he called you thief. You poked your tongue out and he gasped lightly, grabbing the side of your  face.

"I can't believe you finally did it," he was still staring at your tongue, which had a little extra on it. A small black piercing in the middle that slowly blinked in the light from half-broken lamp. "This is so fricken cool? When?"

"Last week," you said and grinned happily, taking some more candy.

"Did it hurt?"

"Nah,"you said and made a tough face.

"Liar," smiled Sabo and ruffled your hair. He had just come in and was standing behind the couch. "You almost bawled your eyes out afterwards."

"Oh come on Sa-chan, let me look touch," you pouted. "At least for five minutes or so." Yeah well, he was the only person who was allowed to see you not tough, and that was why rest of the people in the room couldn't quite imagine you crying.

"You are about as tough as marshmallow bunny," he left your hair alone and turned to Nami who was asking something form him. "Knife? Sure, wait a minute,"he went oof to kitchen to get the knife. Well, to be honest, I wouldn't have given it to her. She was getting annoyed with the bickering and well, annoyed person + knife isn't a good combination.

"Wait how does it feel now? Is it weird?" Ace was still sparkly-eyed while he stared at your mouth.

"Like this," you grabbed him by the back of his neck and kissed him so your tongue was in his mouth.

Have you ever heard of people say that they have eternally bad timing? That means that they always arrive too late or early, occasionally even on time, but somehow on time which the worst thing imaginable happens.

Sabo was one of those people. He didn't mind it, but the fate had screwed him over few times too many over the years because of his timing. That often caused problems at work, or angry girlfriends or boyfriends, because nobody likes to be kept waiting for too long.