One Piece Oneshots

Doflamingo X Reader

GreenR: 0/////0 *lays on the floor with a sign BROKEN on her head. *

Law: hello mates! *waves cheerily* as you can see, Green-ya is bit out of service right now....this is the longest shot she has written so far and it's lemon too.....

But anyways, lets not be concerned about that idiot, shall we?

What is really important, is the new author TheBloodyFullMoon amd her amazing stories you should definitely go and check out. Especially the One Piece one. She is just so damn talented.

Nami: wow Law, listen to that. I would almost say that you like the new author.

Law: no I don't. I just read out loud what the idiotic author of our wrote *throws the piece of paper away* anyways, see ya later...not. *picks Greenie of the ground and walks away*

Nami: *shrugs her shoulders* enjoy the story, I guess

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It was the coldest night of the year, Christmas Eve, and everyone were sleeping in their warm and cozy beds. Except for the people who didn't have beds. And those who had night shifts. And you.

That damned bedroom window was stuck again! And cold wind and snow kept blowing in through it. You gritted your teeth in cold and promised to get that roomie of yours to fix it tomorrow. What is the point of having guy roomie, if he can't even fix stuff, right?

Okay that's it, you thought and got out of the bed, wrapping the blanket closer around you. You went to the small living room and felt instantly warmer. There was your roomie's hoodie laying there. You pulled it on and almost purred in happiness.

Since Doffy, your roomie, was a damn giant, his hoodie was like a dress on you, almost reaching to your heels. And it was also warm and fuzzy. When the blanket was wrapped around you, you fell almost instantly asleep on the couch.

Next thing you knew, was a scent of hot coffee very close to your nose. Not opening eyes, you sniffed the air and heard someone chuckle. Carefully opening one eye and then another, you saw your roomie standing there, steaming cup in one hand.

"Coffeeeeeeeee," you croaked on your morning zombie voice, earning another chuckle, "gimme that coffeeee,"

"Ookay, but first I want the hoodie back," he pulled at the sleeve of the bright pink hoodie you were still wearing and you shook your head, reaching for the cup.

"Hoodie is off-limits, you still haven't fixed the bedroom window so I had to sleep here, gimme that coffee now," you grabbed the cup from sulking blondie and started drinking.

"Merry Christmas to you too," he mumbled sulkily and went to his laptop again, which layed on the kitcgen table.

"Oh yeah, Merry Christmas," you were off of the couch almost instantly. "I even got you a present," you raced out of the room and came back with a neon pink package.

"Oh," was all he could say. He started awkwardly rubbing his neck, turning his muddy brown eyes to the floor, "sorry, I don't have anything for you,"

"Naah, don't worry," you waved it off and pushed the package into his lap, "I'll forgive you if I can keep the hoodie,"

You striked a weird model pose showing off how good the hoodie looked on you, and Doflamingo started laughing.

"Okay, deal," he started ripping off the paper and under that was a flamingo plushie and-

"Nirvana original album?!" He looked at you excitedly, not believing what he was holding in his hands.

"And it's signed," you mocked a bow like you were in front of an applausing public, "thank you thank you, I already know how amazing I am," he shot up from his chair, and tackled you in a bear hug, spinning you around.