One Piece Oneshots

Coby X Reader

GreenR:ahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahaahhahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahhaha!

Law: you are literally the creepiest thing in this room right now. *sees doffy lurking in the corner* almost.

GreenR: I am almost done with my finals and I will graduate this year. Excuse me but I think I'm allowed to be happy.

Law: alright that's a good reason.

GreenR: I need no reason to be happy. But nevertheless, you are correct. *hugs him and then sees reader* hello. I hope you like this shot.

Doffy: I am bored. Can I get a shot too?

Law: definitely *gets a shotgun out*

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"Man," Helmeppo whined while taking off his sweaty training shirt and dumping it in his locker. "That training was harsh."

"Yeah," Coby agreed and took his things to head home for the weekend. Usually he had to stay with other marines for his training and service, but this week had been lucky. He had gotten free yesterday and also the whole weekend.

"You're not going to change? Y/N will dump your ass on the street ya know, you stink," he sniffed his shirt and almost gagged. "Told ya."

"I'm in a bit of a hurry so I'll change later," Coby was trying to leave when he saw another one of his buddies, Jean, smirking. "What is it?"

"You're hiding something and it's so ovvious it's hilarious," Jean himself had absolutely no idea what covering up meant.  Mentally and physically. "So tell me, did Y/N finally convince you to get a tattoo? Because that would be awesome."

"Tattoos aren't allowed, y'know," Coby glanced at the door but Jean was standing on his way and he really didn't want to try charging past him. "And it isn't like that. I'm really just in a hurry."

"Oh come on, just tell us," Coby sighed as he saw there was no way getting out of there. At least not with clothes. He took his shirt off and stood in front of them, careful not to show his back.

"Happy now? I said I was in a hurry."

"Damn I hoped it would be something funny," Jean whined and got out of the way. Since Coby had already started to change he dug out a new shirt and put it on. "What was that on your back?" He froze.

"See ya later," he practically sprinted past the nude soldier and to outside. That was close one. He headed for the exit of the base. At the gate there was one of the guards who had to check everyone who came in or went out.

"One day or longer?" Guard asked on a bored voice. He really was done with this job. It was the most boring one in the whole base and he had been stuck with it for whole week.

"Come on Joey," Coby glanced at the gate where you were already waiting. "I told you yesterday it would be a whole weekend."

"And I told you that I don't have time to memorise everyone's comings and goings," Joey tapped the log impatiently. "Weekend then?"

"Yes," you glanced up from the ground and smiled. As if you had heard them. Joey looked at the way Coby was looking and let out a short whistle.

"She's cute," he finished scribbling into the log. "Alright, be back at Sunday evening then." His mood seemed to improve lot by your presence so he clapped Coby approvingly on the back. It only made the shorter boy wince in pain but Joey didn't seem to notice. "Have fun then."

Wind pulled on your short sundress and you had to stuff your hands into it's pockets to hold it down. Hair flipped into your face and your smile became a little forced. Not much because you were really genuinely happy to see Coby.

"Joey still jealous?" You greeted with a grin and he rolled his eyes before kissing your temple lightly. "Good to see you by the way. Does your back still hurt?" You started to walk towards the town as the base was little further from it.

"Can you stop laughing?" He blushed which only made you laugh harder. "Seriously, I thought you would be little more ashamed. Since it's your doing."

"Me? Ashamed? What moon did you fell from?" By now you had reached your house and searched your pockets for the key and unlocked the door. Right after you stepped in your cat ran out to the yard. You gave it small glance but knew the beastie would be back later.

"Apparently very far from here," he put his bags on the floor and rolled his shoulders.

"Is it really that bad?" You bit your lip although you would never be catched admitting you were guilty of something. When he nodded you headed for your medical supplies and took a thing that might help. "Alright I can help. Take your shirt off."

"Why do everyone keep saying that to me?" He pulled his shirt over his head and sat down, his back to you. His shoulders and most of the back looked like some wild beast had clawed on the skin, leaving behind crimson red marks. You coughed awkwardly and glanced at your hands, nails now short and filed.

"Everyone?" You raised an eyebrow and started to mend the scratches. "Either you have finally acknowledged your little fanclub or you are trying to make me jealous." He winced a  bit when your fingers pressed little too hard against his back and you apologized.

"Depends. Is it working?" He laughed when you pretended to be mad. "Okay, sorry," he raised your hand to his lips and kissed it.

"Apology accepted only because it's you," you ruffled his hair with your free hand and sat next to him, finished with his back.

"I guess I am lucky that you love me so much," you raise an eyebrow and pretended to think about it for a moment. "Don't make that face, I know you do."

"Wellllll," he attacked you with tickling, making you laugh until you were out of breath. "Okay I give up, I give up," you panted and landed on your back to the couch, trying to catch a breath. "You're right you reckless force of nature, I love you,"

"You're such a cute snugglemuffin," he hugged you and you laughed.

"What am I?"

"Snugglemuffin," he explained as a matter of factly. Like you should now what that was.

"And that is?"

"The cutest and fluffiest being in the whole universe, perfect for snuggling."