One Piece Oneshots

Law X Reader

GreenR: that one is officially sucky. Sorry.

Law: I liked the sucky part though *smiiiiirk*

GreenR:.....not in front kids you assbutt!!!!

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You jumped on your bed which growled loudly and then a bed-headed Law appeared from under the blanket. He blinked few times slowly, thinking if it was worth a shot to tell you to stop it, but then gave up and tried to pull blanket over his head again but you had already started to drag it away.

"How can you still be asleep? It's snowing?" You whined and triedpush him off the bed. Buut instead he shoved you away and went back to sleep. "It's Christmas you assbutt! Wake the hell up or I promise the revenge on your fuzzy socks." That got him to sit up and stare around, "eh that's what I call spirit," you cheered and grabbed his arm, dragging him out of the bed ad downstairs, so he almost tripped over you on the stairs and fell down them.

"I get it, I get it," he stumbled over to the kitchen table and sat down, "it's just a dumb holiday, why do you go waking people up in a middle of a night for?"

"It's eleven o'clock, and I want to go build a snowman."

"Go ask someone else," he took the cocoa cup from you and still looked like a damn serial killer by the looks of it.

"Nami already went out and you have a much better reason to come with me than her," you were already rushing around to get your winter clothes.

"And what reason do I have to go out in the morning to stomp around in the snow?" you dumped one of the hats on his head, where it rested lopsided.

"You're my boyfriend, duh," you gave him The Look (you know what look I'm talking about, every woman has it).

"Oh right," he got hit by the gloves and got up after that, pulling the coat on his pyjamas.

"You get cold when you come out like that," you said, knowing he wasn't going to change anything anyways. As you assumed, right after you had finished rolling the last ball for the snowman's body, he was jumping in one spot, nose and cheeks scarlet from the cold. "Can I now tell you that 'I told you'?" you stuck a carrot to snowman's face as a nose and went to get few decorated rocks for eyes.

"S-shut up," he shivered and stomped inside. You finished the snowman up and looked at it in no hurry at all. Then you went inside, seeing him in a pile with two or three blankets, face grumpy. Then he sneezed and scared your cat with it. Cat hissed angrily and stalked away, staring at him from distance.

"Told ya," you went in the kitchen to make some tea for him and when you were finished, went to him very slowly and put the cup down to wrap the scarf around his neck. "Really, even children are better than you, they at least listen sometimes and are cuter too."

"That's not what you said last night," you kicked his shoulder and grabbed the remote from the coffee table, turning TV on.

"Really? I'm pretty sure I must have said something about your terrible personality along the other things,"

"mhmh," he crawled closer to you and yawned loudly, "but I wanna cuddle now so you can say those things later,"

"Cuddle whore," you mocked and pulled him into a hug, where he soon started snoring.