One Piece Oneshots

Ace X Reader

Law: *from under a pile of papers* are you happy now?

GreenR: sure. Why do you ask?

Law: because I'm drowning in your requests!

GreenR: well, you drown but I just swim around *swims a lap to prove it* stupid hammer. And thank y'all who requested, I'm so happy that you did and I promise I'll try to complete them as soon as I can!

Have a nice time reading!

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Coffee machine gurgled loudly and spurted out a fall off steaming liqorice-black liquid. That stank. Seriously, you made up some very good words about people who invented a coffee machine that only gave you coffeeish smelling dishwater.

You sighed and grabbed the cup anyways, getting back to your seat to check your portscreen. Ten new messages blinked on the screen in neon colours.

"Got something?" Juliet  checked her own tablet and gave you a quick look.

"Tennnnnnn....." you groaned tiredly and opened the first one to read it.

"Seriously? I got two, can't people do anything but wish nowadays?" She pouted and threw her feet on the table, sending the wishes on to the agents.

"Lucky that most of them are just missing kittens and stuff," your fingers flew over the screen and tapped the wishes to different mailboxes. It was your work, from ay to day, the satellite located whenever people wished for something and then forwarded it to you. And you sent the wishes to most suitable agents.

"Hey can I get that one?" Someone snatched the screen from your hands, making you yelp.

"Ace! Give it back!" You tried to grab the screen from him but it was out of your reach.

"Hey Y/N, I'm going to get the lunch," Juliet rubbed her reddish eyes and yawned, "wanna come too?"

"Can't, I'm busy," you kicked Ace's leg so he jumped away from you, dropping the tablet on the ground where it fell to thousand pieces. "Oh shit," you said in unison.

"That's the third one this year," you pulled your hair, panicing.

"And it's only February," Ace added gravely, staring at the pieces, "you are soooo dead,"

"It's your fault too," you cried, "take some responsibility," you looked around but he had already vanished  and your boss was coming closer in a threatening speed.

"Y/N did you finish- WHAT IS THAT!!!???" boss pointed at the portscreen pieces.

"Ooops," you said, almost on the verge of tears, this time you would lose your job for sure.

''Since you cannot appreciate your job here," the boss rubbed her temples, "you're gonna go on the field job. Maybe a mission could make you see that this job here is good,"

"Yes ma'am, absolutely," you assured, happy you could still work there, "what job exactly...?"

"You're going with one of the agents and help to complete their task," and with that she whirled around, marching out.

"oh shit this is bad," you melted onto your chair and sighed.

"What is it?" Ace asked from above your head. Sending him a destroying look you turned your head away. "Oh come onnnnn, you know that if I had one more accident I would be gone,"

"And I wouldn't?" You rolled your eyes, "I'm doomed anyways so that doesn't matter. And gimme that sandwich," you grabbed the tasty prize he was chewing and bit it.