Yeah, I got them memes.
Tanith: Alright, new recipe for cookies... I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for ten minutes, or 4,000 degrees for one second...
KrakenKid: Wait, no, Tanith. That's not how cookies work.
Tanith: *Grins* Floor it?
KrakenKid: TANITH NO!
Tanith: How about 4,000,000 degrees for one second?
KrakenKid: YOU'RE GOING TO BURN THE CONCH COMMAND DOWN!
Tanith: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE NEXUS TO MAKE FREAKING COOKIES!
KrakenKid: P L E A S E
Rasmus: *Sits peacefully in his office, doing paperwork*
Cody: *Bursts into room* Ah! Rasmus! Sorry I'm late! I was... Doing stuff.
*LOUD STOMPING*
KrakenKid: *Bursts into room* H-... *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS!
Cody: Hm... "Push" is such a strong word. I prefer, "Giving you a little nudge"
KrakenKid: OH I'LL GIVE YOU A LITTLE NUDGE WHEN I SHOVE THE BARREL OF MY GUN DOWN YOUR THROAT!
Cody: Hey! Watch your language in front of the head councilor or I'll rip out your vocal chords!
Rasmus: *Sighs deeply and puts his face in his wings*
CannibalCrab: Hey, can you pass the salt?
Cody: *Throws KrakenKid across the table*
Cody: Sam, you are literally dating the most beautiful guy in the world, AKA me!
Cody: I mean yesterday I ate a whole bottle of glitter just so I could be beautiful on the inside!
Sam: You did what? We're going to a hospital right now!
Cody: That's good because I think I'm dying
KrakenKid: I'll see you in hell!
Cody: Is that a date? I accept!
Baby Blooper: Hey Dad, can I get some advice?
KrakenKid: *MOM MODE ACTIVATED*
Cody: Last year, I lost KrakenKid in the war...
KrakenKid: Stop telling everyone I'm dead!
Cody: Sometimes I can still hear his voice...
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Woo! I've been collecting memes ever since the last one! What did ya think? Should I do more or just drop it?
I hope you got some sort of chuckle out of this! Be sure to comment your thoughts and I'll be back tomorrow, hopefully with a chapter!
--JustAnAtlantisWriter
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Tagged And Other Fun
Random"So I did a thing." --------- Welcome, welcome, to my Tagged And Other Fun Book! Though originally created for tagging, it's now become a lot more than just that. Come and enjoy, as you'll find Memes, Theories, AU's, One Shots, and even Sneak Peeks...
