Remember that last thing of this I did?
Well, this is a short and AU that has no reason to exist besides entertainment but here it is!
AU where everything is the same BUT: Tanith is hecka flirty. With everyone.
Everyone.
Examples!
Cody: "Are got the war medic?"
Tanith: "Yes, and I can clearly see you have a serious case of "Hot guy-ites"
Cody: "I-what?"
Tanith: *Winks*
Professor Pikalus: "Uhhh... Can we come in?"
Tanith: "Oh you most certainly may ;)"
Cody: *Whispers to Professor* "Did she just say 'Winky face' out loud?"
*Later*
Tanith: "Either of you need a physical exam?"
Both of them: "STOP"
Tanith: *Sees dying Illithid* "Need anything? Assistance or, you know, a date tonight?"
Illithid: *Confused noises*
*Even laterer*
KrakenKid: "What do you think you're doing? Did you hurt him? Who are you?"
Tanith: "I'm anything you want me to be."
KrakenKid: "...What?"
Tanith: "Whoa! Are you okay? You took a huge fall there!"
KrakenKid: *Checking himself* "Fall? What fall? Who are-"
Tanith: "You know, when you fell from heaven." *Heavily winks*
KrakenKid: "I... Who is she?"
Tanith: "You know, you can just ask this "She". You can ask me anything, including to go on a date. Anytime, any place."
KrakenKid: "...I don't know how to deal with this..."
Tanith: "I can teach you over dinner~"
KrakenKid: *Error: Flirting responses not found* "OKAY THATS GREAT I'LL JUST TAKE THIS GUY AND GO THANK YOU FOR YOU HELP" *Drags Illithid away*
Illithid: "Sir? Are you okay?"
KrakenKid: "FINE THANK YOU"
Tanith: *Watches them leave* "Still got it"
Sam and Selena: "We're the Sneaky Sisters!"
Tanith: "No wonder you snuck you way into my heart! Also, you mentioned a prize. I don't suppose it's a date with either of you? That would be the biggest gift of them all."
Selena: "I... We were just going to give you your staff back?"
Tanith: "I suppose that'll do. Maybe later~" *Winks, blows a kiss and leaves*
Sam: "Huh... Wasn't expecting that..."
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I regret this but it's too late now
At least I got to put my pick up lines to use!
I hope this was... Something. I have no idea what to say... Be sure to comment if you like? Don't judge me too hard? Goodbye!
--JustAnAtlantisWriter
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Tagged And Other Fun
Random"So I did a thing." --------- Welcome, welcome, to my Tagged And Other Fun Book! Though originally created for tagging, it's now become a lot more than just that. Come and enjoy, as you'll find Memes, Theories, AU's, One Shots, and even Sneak Peeks...
