Who is ready for MEMES????
Selena: *On her birthday trying to have some cake*
Blooper: *Jumps out of cake* HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Selena: You... You ruined my cake!
Blooper: WOW! We've known each other for SO LONG and now you don't want me jumping out of your cake? You insult me!
Tanith: *Sees KrakenKid at the shooting range with his special gun* I want one
Sam: The gun or KrakenKid?
Tanith: Yes
Darrel: Okay, how do we fix this problem?
KrakenKid: *Looks up suddenly*
Darrel: Without using a gun
KrakenKid: *Looks down*
Blooper: What about-
Darrel: Or taking a break or napping
Blooper: ...Fine but-
Darrel: Or explosives
Blooper: *Sighs in defeat*
CannibalCrab: *Raises hand*
Darrel: Accepting defeat is not an answer
CannibalCrab: *Slowly lowers hand*
Darrel: How did we last this long?
CannibalCrab: I hate you with every inch of my being
Professor Pikalus: That's not a lot of inches
CannibalCrab: AND CODY'S
Professor Pikalus: oH
Selena: So, what do you guys say when you answer the phone?
Professor Pikalus: What's up?
KrakenKid: Who's this?
Cody: No, I'm pretty sure he's dead. This is his son. No, she might be dead too. I'm her son too.
Blooper: Darrel, PLEASE take away your "No swearing rule"!
Darrel: Why?
KrakenKid: *Walking by and drops what he's holding* WELL THAT JUST DILLS MY PICKLE!
Blooper: *Hits Head against desk* That's why
CannibalCrab: *Pops by and hits leg against wall* WHOA MY KNICKERS ARE IN A KNOT
Blooper: ssssstoppppp
Selena: *Comes from Ceiling* Blooper, I know you stole my swords you egg sucking dwag
Blooper: PLEASE
Sam: *Appearing from behind* Sometimes you really get my goose
Blooper: I SURRENDER
Cody: So, Professor, you can photoshop stuff really well, right?
Professor Pikalus: Yeah, why?
Cody: Great can you photoshop Poseidon-
Professor Pikalus: I'm not putting a tutu on him again
Cody: -being a loving father to me
*Awkward Silence*
Cody: Wait, AGAIN?
Selena: Imagine if you received a box filled with everything you've lost
Cody: Ah, my innocence! Haven't seen that in a while!
Joe: Wow, look at this! My sense of purpose!
KrakenKid: My childhood! I knew I lost this somewhere!
Blooper: Hey, it's my self worth! That's been gone for years!
CannibalCrab: There's my potential!
Professor Pikalus: Mental Stability, my old friend!
Sam: All hope for the future, what a throwback!
Selena: COULD YOU GUYS LIGHTEN UP
KrakenKid: Uhhh... Blooper? What are you drinking and why have you drank fifteen bottles of it?
Selena: *Picks one up* Some sort of energy drink with... Sixteen grams of sugar
KrakenKid: *Eyes widen* RUN! *Books it down the hall as Blooper starts shaking*
CannibalCrab: We should probably take his word on this one. *Grabs Selena and runs*
*Sounds of destruction in the background*
Blooper: I SEE ALLLLLLLL
Selena: Hey Cody? You said you needed to speak with me?
Cody: Uh, yeah... You see, Sam and I-
Selena: Wait, did you finally get together?
Cody: Yes but uh-
Selena: It's fine, you can tell me! Not like you got her pregnant or anything.
Cody: ....uh
Selena: *Takes a deep breath*
Cody: You're gonna be a great Aunt-! *Gets decked in the face.*
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Whoa they're so long this time!
Anyways, I hope you like this! I'm in the middle of Not My Dad right now and there's already some drama and it's gonna be great. Be sure to comment, and farewell!
—JustAnAtlantisWriter
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Tagged And Other Fun
Random"So I did a thing." --------- Welcome, welcome, to my Tagged And Other Fun Book! Though originally created for tagging, it's now become a lot more than just that. Come and enjoy, as you'll find Memes, Theories, AU's, One Shots, and even Sneak Peeks...
