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Professor Pikalus: *Drunk* Blooper! You did great, have a beer! *Hands him mug*
KrakenKid: Pikalus, he's 13!
Professor Pikalus: Oh! *Hands him two mugs* A growing boy!
KrakenKid: PIKALUS NO
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Cody: *Jokingly* So do I have a brother today or are you gonna run off again?
Joe: Since you ate the last piece of pie, you have an enemy
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Rasmus: Give me one good reason why you shoved Professor in the washing machine.
CannibalCrab: He smells
Tanith: He's cocky
Cody: He beat me in Mario Cart
KrakenKid: He kidnapped my son
Blooper: Pretty sure he tried to kill me
Selena: He still owes me FIFTY DOLLARS!
Sam: And He never pays when we go out
Joe: He started laughing when he heard I got sick
Ace: One word: Hulk
Rasmus: I said ONE reason!
Professor Pikalus: *From inside washing machine* Well dang guys
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Joe: Awww come on, how bad is Cody even?
KrakenKid: If I was in a room with Cody, Professor Pikalus and the leader of the Guardians, and had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot Cody twice
Joe: Well-
KrakenKid: If Cody was dying of poison in front of me, and I had the antidote in my hand and just needed to give it to him, I'd drink it instead
Joe: Wow-
KrakenKid: If Cody was on life support, I'd unplug him to charge my phone even if it was at 100%
Joe: OKAY I GET IT
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Cody: I'm going to succeed, or die crying!
Professor Pikalus: It's "Die trying"
Cody: Not the way I do it
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Joe: KrakenKid is choking, call 911!
Cody: The 9 button is broken!
Joe: Turn your phone upside down and use the 6!
Cody: GENIUS!
KrakenKid: *Momentarily stops choking* What the hell
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Joe: Come on guys! It's AmeriCAN not AmeriCAN'T!
Cody: Dude you're from England
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Sam: Can we please not Cody this situation any worse than it is?
Cody: Hang on... Did you use my name as a verb for screwing something up?
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CannibalCrab: *Drunk* ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOUUUUU
Blooper: When they say Christmas is the time for giving, pretty sure they don't mean HEADACHES, CANNIBAL
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Ace: Apparently on birthdays you give presents so I got you something?
Chester: Really? I'll love it, what is it?
Ace: *Holds it in hands* It's a cat?
Chester: *Stares and takes deep breath* I appreciate the effort but that's not a cat, that's a raccoon
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KrakenKid: Wow I stepped in crap again
*Lifts leg up to reveal picture of Cody*
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Selena: What are you doing?
Blooper: *Sarcastically* Worshiping Satan obviously
Selena: Seems kinda egotistical to worship yourself but whatever
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Chester: *Banging on door* ACE IS THIS IMPORTANT! COME OUT!
Ace: I'M GAY
Chester: NOT WHAT I MEANT BUT I SUPPORT YOU
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KrakenKid: Cannibal, why do you have a shirt saying "I'm not married to Pikalus"?
CannibalCrab: BECAUSE I'M NOT! GOSH KRAKEN, CAN'T YOU READ?
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Selena: You shouldn't insult people who aren't as big as you!
Professor Pikalus: But then I'd never get to insult anyone
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Sam: I need more training. There a lot of crime in my area and the soldiers nearby are terrible
Professor Pikalus: I'm near your area
Sam: I know
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Cody: Your son's pretty cute!
KrakenKid: So is a lion but you don't see me trying to pet it
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Cody: Guys! Guess what I got!
Selena: A woman?
KrakenKid: A real job?
Joe: A family member who hasn't been presumed dead at some point?
Cody: You guys are mean...
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KrakenKid: So when does the judgement express arrive?
Selena: Cody said he'd be here in five minutes
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KrakenKid: Stay here
Selena: Yeah sure, you go into the dark hallway alone, and all stay here in the dark room, alone
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Rasmus: And now, we'll read the complaints. Professor Pikalus says, "Everyone has been calling me Pickles all day. I blame KrakenKid."
KrakenKid: *Off to the side* Yep, five coins each. Totally worth it.
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Sam: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Professor Pikalus: Hmmm... Cody! Joe! How tall are you two?
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Joe: Kraken, Cody isn't talking to me
KrakenKid: Enjoy it while it lasts
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YAY MEMES
I've been saving up for a while and this isn't even all of them. I'm saving the rest for when they're needed.
Anyways, I hope you guys liked this! Be sure to comment and stuff, and until we meet again!
—JustAnAtlantisWriter
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